"Life isn't some cartoon musical where you can sing a little song and your insipid dreams will magically come true! So let it go." - Chief Bogo from Zootopia

"You can't just make everything better by singing some stupid song!" - Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie

"Not everything can be solved with a good attitude and a dope music soundtrack." - Willow Park from The Owl House

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Five years ago today, the Land of Ooo came together to battle their greatest enemy ever. Afterwards, we said goodbye to Finn, Jake, Simon, Bubblegum, Marceline, Flame Princess, BMO, Lady Rainicorn, and all of our favorite characters that we grew to love...

...until a certain thought-to-be gender-swapped duo from a supposed fanfiction arrive!

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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