Tempo Boost Story Poll #5 (April 2023) · 8:08pm Apr 5th, 2023
I'm sorry the poll is a little late this month, I am sick at the moment, but it needs to go live eventually, so it's voting time on my Patreon account!
I'm sorry the poll is a little late this month, I am sick at the moment, but it needs to go live eventually, so it's voting time on my Patreon account!
It's time for another Tempo Boost Story Poll on Patreon! Once more, you can vote for one of my currently incomplete multi-chapter stories, which then gets an extra update before the end of the month.
This will be an update in addition to the chapters I am already writing and releasing, completely chosen by you!
Here's how it works:
The Tempo Boost Story Poll makes a return! Last month's poll had to be sacrificed to health issues and this month's also has to happen a little late, but I spent my Patreon income for November, so I will of course deliver the poll and, if there are any votes, the chapter for the winning story. And, hey, at least the number is aligned with the month now! The Tempo Boost Story Polls are finally back on my Patreon
I'm coming out of a few, tough weeks, as I have been affected by a certain case of cancel culture that has happened in the fandom. This month's Tempo Boost Story Poll happens late because of that, but the poll and the number of days to participate remains the same. I'll have to crunch to get the winning chapter out at the end of the month, but nothing changes for you if you vote.
It's Tempo Boost Story Poll Time again! I'm sorry it's once more a little late, I was too out of it because of too much training and exercise the last five days.
Let's start:
It's time for another Tempo Boost Story Poll on Patreon! Once more, you can vote for one of my currently incomplete multi-chapter stories, which then gets an extra update before the end of the month.
This will be an update in addition to the chapters I am already writing and releasing, completely chosen by you!
Here's how it works:
I gotta admit, I completely forgot about the poll this month..... As this happened, I should extend the voting deadline, but since no one has participated in the polls, so far, I will keep the usual end date of the poll. If you should decide to pledge to my Patreon account this month and still want to participate in the poll, you can send me a private message here or comment under this blog entry with your story
And blog post 555! Woot!
My friend ROBCakeran53, who you might know from TURN DOWN FOR DERP, has written a story for me! Which I commissioned from him!
And in true pony style, rather than give him bits, I traded him a tool for his family’s fleet of rear wheel drive trucks and SUVs. Remember, kids, the barter system makes the world go ‘round.*
My friend equestrian.sen just posted a blog where he uses category theory (super-abstract math) to describe important ideas of literary device.
Almost nopony follows this friendly genius! Follow him now!
So this week I'm going to be going through my favorites and finding a bunch of stories that I like and sharing what I like about them. For NSFW (and you know me, there is gonna be a lot of it) I won't be able to directly link them, but with the title and a good google search you'll find them.
Note also that EVERY fic I post is completed. No incomplete tags allowed.
[M]The Proposal Proposition by ThatAverageDude - Third Person - Human, Fleur De Lis, Comedy, Sex
Who likes stories about ponies?
Who likes stories about airplanes? With ponies?
If you answered yes, I’ve got a not-a-contest entry for you by none other than the talented Penguifyer:
Fresh off the presses from the same author who brought you dysfunctional train destination boards featuring the S1L7ER METPOR -T (my favorite train) comes another story of New York City back in the day:
I've sort of vanished over the last week or two because I've been neck deep in Science Fiction & Fantasy stories: the voting deadline for the Hugo Awards is drawing near.
The Rich family had never been known for being cheapskates, but they could at least smell a scam when they saw one.
“They’re charging how much for these?!” Diamond yelled, losing her composure for a second.
“Two thousand bits for the cheap seats, miss,” the pony at the ticket booth replied civilly. “Why you askin’, kid? Not enough in your piggybank?”
Have you ever wanted someone to write a story about __________________ doing stuff like: things ponies do, kissing, fetish hoof holding, or the really freaky stuff? Are standard story commission costs too high? Have you approached an author to get a commission only to find they're a huge duchecanoe? Well then get on over to Jumbled Thought's page and
I hope you guys had a decent one this year. (It was pretty much just another Wednesday for myself, which honestly suits me just fine.)
I didn't really have any candy to give to any passerby trick-or-treaters, so we ended up just leaving a note by our door about the lack of sweets, supplemented with this little drawing of my own creation:
A true masterpiece, is it not?
Today’s addition to my not-a-contest is by none other than ROBCakeran53!
He wrote Delivery, don’t you know.
Got a two-fer for y’all today!
First up, Muppetz’s Catch and Release.
Y’all may have noticed that one, it was in the feature box. Technically not a not-a-contest submission, but Jetty does work for the EPA, so that ticks a box.
We all love seaponies (we do, right?) because they’re adorable.
AlwaysDressesInStyle has done it again! Another fic for my not-a-contest, this time featuring a hotelier/taxi driver!