...playing Team Fortress 2, I mean.

It's a massive time sink for me, way too easy to procrastinate with, and I really have no intention of reaching higher-level play or completing all the acheivements. I've already uninstalled it, and I'm working on selling off anything Marketable that I have.

And that might have been the end of it, and I was going to end on an offer to trade away all the remaining Tradeable but Non-Marketable items I had.

But then Steam broke.

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Between hearing things and Pinkie Pie, this week’s theme appears to be insanity. Let’s see how nuts it gets.

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Well, that was fun. The macro-plot progresses, best pony returns, and griffins continue to be a thing.

(That said, I have seen a very good point regarding Butch Deadlift Big McLargeHuge Stan Johnson Bulk Biceps: Why is somepony who qualified for the Wonderbolts Academy having so much trouble now? The answer, of course, is the demands of the plot and dramatic tension, but in that case, the story shouldn't explicitly reference the episode with which it conflicts.)

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So, how about those leaked shorts?

I ship it hard.

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Self-explanatory title is... you get the picture.

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I know what some of you might be thinking as you saw that title. Yes, apparently I am that crazy, now.

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I have a new plan for Assassinverse the Sentinel, if you want it.

I want to write a new Asssassinverse story, only this time, Twilight dies. Later, after her funeral, she lies still. A golden light appears, and speaks.

"Heroes...never die."

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Greetings from Brooklyn! Visiting my sister for the weekend, so there may be some Group Precipitation delays. However, I made sure to get the card blog ready over the week, and she and her wife are much later risers than I am.

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Going to need to make this relatively quick, and apparently out of chronological order. (And yes, this was quick. I only got my replacement laptop about four hours ago. Love and care go into these blogs.) In any case, it’s time for perhaps the most metareferential episode the show’s ever given us.

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...not that kind of horse love. Hush. We're ponies here, not horses.

I expected no less than a wonderful time this year, and I was certainly not disappointed. Many games of TSSSF (shipfic) were played, including one where this terrifying combination came up:

Seriously, blow that up and read it. I might have to have a talk with the guy who created that Luna expansion I picked up in the vendor hall!

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This week…

No, no. Text can’t do this one justice. Just a second.

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This week, there’s a mystery afoot. Ahoof? Something along those lines. Point is, it’s off to the big city.

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But hey, it's not a soul-crushing tragedy this time!

Jack T. Chick, artist, evangelist, and running joke among Dungeons & Dragons players, passed away at 92.

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Others have mentioned this, but there’s something important to note about “Dance Magic.” It was originally intended as a prequel to Legend of Everfree, which would make vastly more sense in terms of the timeline. Doylistically, they switched gears mid-production (hence the spring dance after summer camp,) but Watsonianly? I’m going with my standard policy for bizarre temporal phenomena in pony: I’m blaming Starlight Glimmer.

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Ahoy, mateys! It may be a bit late for Talk Like a Pirate Day, but after captaining Admiral Brass and crew to the top eight of me local prerelease, I be feeling saltier than a piece of hardtack soaked in sea spray. Now, let’s see what happens when a literal yellow-belly has to address a mate’s case of scurvy.

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Season 8 premiers next week, which means we must again bid farewell to the comics for a time. So, let’s see if they can go out on a high note as…

We open with Jay Fosgitt.

Welp. Let’s hope that’s not an omen.

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Just thought I'd tell you guys, I'm giving you a few poster pictures for films I plan on reviewing later in time. When I have the time to do so. It won't be in the order its shown, but they are a few films I plan to review for you guys.

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Ugh, completely forgot this week was going to have a double feature. Maybe I should’ve just gone with the Australian release…

In any case, precedent says the protocol here is two episodes, one blog. Tiime for some serious quality time with the Student Six.

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