Black lives matter. - But mine matters more.

All lives will not matter until black lives matter. - I never said ALL lives mattered, so... uh, I don't care, I suppose.

I oppose racism. - Depends on whose being racist towards whom. If you insult my kind that's obviously bad, but if we insult you, then I don't have a problem with that.

I oppose sexism. - Yeah, men and women are equal, as long as they're real men and women.

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Been a while, but finally, there is a new Bootfic (no, I'm not the one who started calling them that). It's concept and execution is like something from my earlier days of making fanfics, but the style itself is more modern. Bit of a fusion. This may have been done before, but oh well. I hope you enjoy...

I was going to be more indirect, but I just want to get this off my chest: I never want to read an HiE story featuring "nondescript brony in Equestria" or "'wannabe genre-savvy "non-brony" who nevertheless knows about the show' in Equestria". Ever. The entire class of HiE work where the human is aware of MLP as an animated production is basically a write-off, as far as I'm concerned.

What's the appeal? What's even the point?

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Last time, I let you guys know that I was putting a book of Limestone stories in the BronyCon Bookstore: "Bra Quest! and Other Tales of Limestone Pie." Well, today I got the very first test print back from Lulu! Check it out!!

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Me (Melee) and Skystar: For us, we would be really sad if that happened..

*throws up*

It's that time again, ain't it? Equestria Forever sidestory and tombstone of I Think I Summoned a Ponk, here we come!

EFrom One End to Another

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Adventure
• Random
• Sci-Fi

I don't remember much about what just happened, but I DO know one thing: reality is broken.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  10  3 · 587 views

First of all, I'd like to say a little something about that cover art I drew for it: Stop it, get some help.

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Hi all. Finally got something to say.

So as we all should be aware, the show aired its finale a little over a week ago. I... kinda broke down at the end, though I'm aware many people also have, so I'm not going to pretend I'm special and unique because I cried when a show about ponies stopped being made.

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Secret Moon's Self-Isolation Contest 2020
*WINNER*

TAway

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Slice of Life

A unicorn with an unwanted special magical talent isolates herself on a remote hillside, away from other ponies, for their sake and hers.

• Death
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC

The Cloptimist · 8.2k words  ·  110  4 · 1.6k views

Well, I guess now I can officially put "Award-Winning Writer" on my business cards without getting in trouble with the trading standards people.

....Excuse me a moment.

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Yup. It's a Displaced story... technically(?)

EHoly Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Why do I do this to myself?

• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 1k words  ·  14  18 · 652 views

No dillydallying or explanation this time 'round, let's get right into it.

Badly written on purpose because honestly, I feel like kludging my way through this anyways.

Just like 90% of your other stories?

It's not like I lost a bit of my soul or anything. Right?

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Over the past like 4 years, I've had to deal with severe depression and mild to moderate anxiety. I use the diapered stories and diapers to help me cope with these things that make it really hard to function. I hope you can understand, that it hurts a lot and I don't want insults being thrown at my way. You can insult my writing but please don't insult me personally. I also have had to deal with severe ADHD (the inattentive type) my whole life so it affects how often I post updates on stories.

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It wrote a story. It took me... like... a year. Of mostly procrastinating. It's pretty and has a lot of action and a little bit of sex. Also it has amazing cover art. Holivi is the best.

Plz read. Mash like and upvote if you like it.

Welcome to what I hope is some good news. I have some announcements to make.

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Do you like complex, witty OCs who aren't just author inserts?

Do you like creepy, Lovecraftian horror that doesn't depend on gore or shock value?

Then check out The Resurrectionists

TThe Resurrectionists

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Horror

Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death?

• Sex
• Violence
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Death
• Profanity
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC

Captain_Hairball · 24k words  ·  19  4 · 538 views

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So many things to write, not enough time! I've been working on the next chapter to Relationships are Evil, but another story has started to invade my mind. It's not a one off either, so I can't just write it and move on. I hate writing two different chapter based stories at the same time. Not to mention I'm still working on updating Hours Loom, I still have to update Above the Fire Sky, and I've got to finish PONI. There's not enough hours in the day!

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75-follower special time!

This is pretty much the kind of story that What If morphs into every so often.

A trio of fillies watched overhead from atop a cliff. Said cliff would eventually become the base of operations for a top secret facility known as "B.U.T.T.S.", or "Bureau of Unbelievably Tame Time Steppers".

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UPDATE: I'd really like recommendations of stories to read that could improve my writing!

Last night, I dreamt I was taking a standardized test in an amphitheater with a few hundred other students. Except I teach college, and it was an eleventh-grade exam (all the other students were teens).

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I was listening to the Note to Self podcast and they had the head creator of Black Mirror on to do an interview, and he said the most extraordinary thing about social media that I have to share.

(And so you know, when I say "social media," I include FimFiction in that as well)

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Soooo...
you know how I said I wasn't going to have anymore hiatuses, wellll....
I was wrong
very very wrong

So sorry for that, I know I promised like twice and didn't hold up so how about this?

I'll try to update, or at least post something new. I won't promise no long hiatuses, but I'll do my best not to go off line for a thousand years.

Hey... Idea!!!

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Hi I love this story but I'm terrible at self promotion. Okay. So. FIRST. This chapter has almost all the sex in the story in it. All of it happens off stage, but if you like flirting, crude jokes, and sexual negotiation as much as I do (basically more than sex actually) you'll like that.

Anyway, though, horror, OCs, college campus stuff, blah blah blah how do I even self promote?

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