Only there are no kings. There are only men, or stallions well not even that only ponies.

I'm back, maybe not forever, I am extremely busy as of late with my new apprenticeship at Olive Garden. That's right, Walmart is a distant memory to me now and I'm moving up in the world baybee!

I've never felt more alive, but there were some nice comments and people who seemed interested before, so I will explain how things are going with me.

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So, I've been away for a number of years, and honestly? I'm angry at myself. Sure, at the moment, I can justify it by saying that it's because my internet is so bad at the moment, but in the end, that's just an excuse.

I'm reviving my old story, Future Tactics - The War Games, for a good reason.

The story was fun to write, and is fun to write. However, this post is a double-header for a reason.

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I have come back from the dead! If anyone who still follows me or who can see this, I'd like to hear some feedback in the comments. I am going to continue my story "The Storm's Challenge" (eight years after I started it... imagine that). I have a pretty solid outline of a story in mind, so I hope to finish it within a month.

How has everypony been?

Well, haven't done one of these in a while. I did say that if the fancy ever struck me that I'd get another one out. And this time it's a story I helped work on!

The fantasy never ends below the break.

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TMemories Returned

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Sad

Not everypony has the luxury of Flying East

• Death
• Apple Bloom
• Spike
• Big Mac

Jake The Army Guy · 7.4k words  ·  98  2 · 1.3k views

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Kinda.

Mostly I’m just sticking around to see what everyone is up to. I’m working on stories I conceptualized in my blogs before I dropped off the face of the earth.

Unfortunately, this comes with some bad news. I’m decided that I don’t have the energy nor motivation to finish some of the stories that I’ve left I completed. This includes NT, OP. I just don’t have the same excitement over this story as I did when I first started it. So it’s going to remain uncompleted. My apologies.

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Q: HOLY SHIT DARF IS THAT REALLY YOU?????
A: You know it, puddin' pop. Let's do hand stuff like the old days.

Q: Why aren't you on your old account?
A: This applies for all my accounts: I forgot the password, and I can't do Forgot Your Password because I sold my last email address to a phisher for food money. No, I lied, that money was spent on meth, not food. Don't worry, I've long stopped using it! I'm coping with heroin addiction though by smoking weed.

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NEW FANFIC READING BY AGENT-FLUFFY! This time Discorded Twilight Sparkle and he Epilogue!

Be sure to tell her what you think! http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Agent%20Fluffy

Fan fiction reading, Discord Applejack and Rainbow Dash! Be sure to tell them what you think and thank them! They did this ON THEIR OWN! And since I don't have a whole youtube account, I can't thank them personally.

And will SOMEONE please point her towards Louis' account and see if she wants to help with the Pony POV Series audio adaption!

Hello all...

Is, uh, anyone even out there still? Part of this blog post is to see if anyone is still following me and awaiting more updates to my stories.

But, it's also to provide an explanation as to where the heck I've been the past...well, year or so.

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Haven't blogged anything since Little Big Trouble ended, anyways I'll cut to the chase:

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That title card speaks for itself, doesn't it?

That's right. I've begun outlining the next chapter of Return of the 7th Element, and will begin writing it shortly.

I'll see if I can track down my old editor buddy Zimprus Nalune when the time comes for chapter publishing, and hopefully some art will be around the corner as well.

Big news, you guys. Never thought it'd be happening, huh?

A couple notes though:

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I'm sorry guys.

I went to Maui over the Christmas break. I got sick in Maui and it still hasn't gone away...

But I'm working on it.

And here's a little sneak-peek for you: (A/N - Zander is the name of the zebra leader who found them)

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“There. Our camp is there.”

Dash trotted up beside Zander and scanned the distance in the direction he was pointing, and her pupils shrank in shock.

“No way…”

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Chapter 9 of "The Return of the 7th Element" is live!

Check it out now!

Thanks for being awesome you guys!

Believe it or not, this is better than her 'yearbook' photo.

Start at 1:17

(A mysterious man in a black robe, his face entirely hidden, proceeds to sing a few bars)

Past the point of no return
No backward glances

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The first snippet of "Living the Dream" is all wrapped up. I'm so pleased you all got to witness that and will not pay for your therapy.

Tonight's adventure is a twofer. Dive in and see what's in store.

TMemories Returned

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Sad

Not everypony has the luxury of Flying East

• Death
• Apple Bloom
• Spike
• Big Mac

Jake The Army Guy · 7.4k words  ·  98  2 · 1.3k views

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Sorry for the late blog post. I fell asleep last night when I said I would do a character bio for Grogar. But I got time to do it now; this is Friendship Agent 27's next villain bio. Today we are going to talk about Grogar, the King of Monsters!

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I'm back, back again
Guess who's back, tell your friends
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back –
*funky sax noise*

Aight, with that out of the way, I'm back. Which, you might have guessed. I have a new phone, new vigor, and some badass music to listen to. What does that mean? Well, new content for starters!

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