"Her daddy got a big aeroplane,
Her mommy holds all the family cash,
A beautiful blows, I stay at the corner,
She is living in and out of tune.

Hey you,
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing, you're losing your vitamin C.
Hey you,
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing, you're losing your vitamin C,
Your vitamin C.

And at Christmas riding on her pony
Or she is stepping on the pigman's head,

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I have content to post finally! I’ve managed to complete two rather lengthy chapters for one of my stories and I’m currently working on a few more, but who knows when they’ll be done. What YOU can do, however, is give me a little support in perhaps reading the chapters (when posted) and give me a little bit of constructive critique.

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In today's digital age, our smartphones have become an integral part of our lives. We rely on them for communication, accessing personal information, banking, and much more. However, with the increasing sophistication of cybercriminals, the risk of our phones being hacked has also risen. If you suspect that your phone has been compromised, it is crucial to take immediate action to protect your data and secure your device. A

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the story

This is built out of good advice I've received, good advice I've given, good advice I've seen given to others, and things I've learned in my own writing. I've put this together in the hopes that it will be of some use to somebody out there. Writing is a learning process, after all.

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There have been lots of people who, out of the kindness of their heart (or sheer boredom), have chosen to read Fullmetal Pony and drop a line. Seeing those comments, questions, and demands to know when the next update would be have warmed my heart and pushed me to work a little more each day on chapter three's segments. I've made steady progress on parts one, two, and four, plus titles for all four segments.

So...would it be presumptuous of me to cheer when I see this on the homepage?

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I...haven't written anything sensual since my FanFiction dot net days, and I gotta say...I think I'm doing it horribly at it despite a dear friend of mine's attempt at helping me to clear the rust from my lewd mind I'VE FAILED YOU, MY DEAREST FRIEND!!! *Sigh* But that'll have to wait until later. Been up since early morning, going on less than two hours sleep and it's past 0300 atm. Think I'll turn in for the night. Then back to writing the naughtehs.

Pony Paradise
Lyrics by Super Trampoline based on lyrics by Coolio and Stevie Wonder

Verse 1
As I trot through the tunnels buried deep in the hive
I take a look at my life and how I’m barely alive
That’s a commonality in this forsaken land
We can’t feed, we can’t fly, heck we barely can stand

Yeah the Queen says we’re fine, says our break’s almost here,
But she speaks only lies; it’s the truth that I fear

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Cozy: So, say I killed somebody-

Tirek: Where’s the body?

Cozy: This is hypothetical!

Tirek: And I’m not an idiot. Where’s the body?

Cozy:

Cozy: In the freezer, but-

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For the first time in a decade, you can buy a copy of Twilight's List again! And it's got a softcover option too! And and since it's Lulu, if you aren't in North America, the shipping won't kill you! I'm celebrating!

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Indeed it is. After an extra week of delay, here it is, and I hope you'll find it worth the wait.

Shuffle's done. Attendance waned towards the end; sounds like that OC cluster with Nyx was a bit much for some people.

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I never seem to keep all of this going, do I?

But here I am, Civviq Writer. I am still alive! My time - and drive - have just been dissolved by the exams. They still are being dissolved, by the way. But I'm doing fine. To be honest, I haven't been writing much, and if anything it's mostly for myself, for practice. I think I can say that I have improved a bit.

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...with some help from Daft Punk (and Streamable because YouTube was being a butt [might need to click to enable audio]).

U know
That last blog

the ship has sailedd

Fluffquius (or whatever u wanna call it I don’t mind) is a thing

Yes. Arquius. 💙

It’s been way too long in coming, but it’s just about here: The Iron Horse Afterword drops tomorrow along with the finalized new cover image. I hope you all enjoy them both.