This ones got death, violence, three fucking Princesses*, ham-fisted religious symbolism and a trigger warning for self harm in the chapter notes.

TThe Resurrectionists

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Horror

Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death?

• Sex
• Violence
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Death
• Profanity
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC

Captain_Hairball · 24k words  ·  19  4 · 538 views

Only one more chapter (and a very short epilogue) left to go!

*But not three Princesses fucking, though that would probably be a pretty good clopfic.

Oh, another forgettable story. Yeah, this one tried to pull off something similar to Equestria's Nutella Troubles, but with Ramen instead. Didn't work.

EA World of Ramen

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Random

Ramen. An indispensable staple of college-goers worldwide. ...and a plague that has infected almost all of Equestria?

• Pinkie
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.1k words · 539 views

(I just couldn't wait until Wednesday, now could I? )

What? Was there something that was supposed to happen that Wednesday?

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Neat. I last updated this thing almost exactly three years ago. Also, reboot!

EQuantum

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

What happens when a robot is granted it's freedom, and released into the world? And what if it's got existential problems?

• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  10  0 · 252 views

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What dis? It's the beginning of a new era in my stories here on Fimfic!

TLab Horse

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.

• Sex
• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 25k words  ·  79  9 · 1.8k views

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Hmm, a story that has its lore based on some kind of tragic event that happened to the main character that results in them thinking they've been in Equestria all this time before they ultimately wake up in a completely different world? Now where have I heard of that?

EShattered Rainbow

• MLP: FiM
• Sad
• Slice of Life

Rainbow Dash: The filly that never had a chance.

• Fluttershy
• Rainbow Dash
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 8.8k words  ·  27  3 · 891 views

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AKA the story that was meant to be like What If but at the same time like these toasty lil' reviews.

EScratch Reviews!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Vinyl Scratch isn't only a DJ. She's also quite an avid reviewer. For what, you may wonder? For anything, really.

• DJ P0N-3
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  12  2 · 439 views

It started off as a pretty decently funny idea, but it kinda went downhill from there.

Vinyl's score? 3/10. If dubstep isn't allowed, it isn't worth it. Also, the ponies were rather rude when they kicked her overboard.

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AKA, one of the reasons why I don't like writing commissions for people.

Also, the guy who requested the commish has been banned for quite a while now, so I'm just gonna assume it's fine to talk about what went down.

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I wanted to get three chapters up this week, and I only got one. Ah well. It's been a rough week. The thing is 90% written but it needs a lot of editing and TLC -- Time, Love, and... verb Conjugation?

Anyway the chapters do better when I promote the ever-loving shit out of them, so that's a time commitment too. A writer's work is never done. At some point I AM going to spaz out about this story; it's going to happen.

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EWhat If...

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Anthology

A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

• Alt. Universe
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 147k words  ·  463  58 · 8.6k views

Now, obviously, with how heckin' long this thing is, I'm not gonna do a chapter-by-chapter review like the past couple stories. We'll just cherrypick some chapters instead, 'cause these ain't serious reviews and I'd might as well skew it one way or another at some point since these are my own stories. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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This blog is rated S for Self-Indulgent. There is technically nonzero but exceedingly minimal pony content; it’s card games all the way down.

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Well, I'm 40 followers away from 100! And since my feed is filled with blogs asking people to follow other people so that person will have 100 or more people watching their every move, I eventually just said: fuck it. And now I'm turning to you peeps! Tell your friends and whoever watches you to follow me, because these following projects are coming soon*!

Half-Life: Elasticity! You know, the one I won't shut the hell up about!

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Oh neat, another old flagship!

EEquestrian Human

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 17k words  ·  24  8 · 881 views

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Hey guys,

I sometimes do readings of stories from Quills and Sofas, so here's my youtube channel if you want to listen to those. Eventually I am going to branch out into other content.

_{I may or may not be a pretty big Ariana Grande fanboy, but even in light of that...}

Not a blue ribbon, but I'll take it.

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Wherever I look, I can't escape it... The Pony-Me universe...

TFog on the Window

• MLP: FiM
• Sad
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

A single event can change one's life, for the better or the worse. A single friend, real or imagined, can make it better still.

• Death
• Human
• Twilight
• Celestia
• OC

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  12  4 · 311 views

Fog on the Window's more or less a copy-pasted piece of the full Pony-Me taken out and given a bit more polish before being published on its own. To be honest, the inclusion of MLP into this thing was more or less shoehorned-in.

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A fimfic user recently put out a call for experimental fics (using the term BROADLY.) They even said

Self promotions encouraged!

But what do people think an experimental fic is, anyway? What does that mean to them?

Most of my stories are experiments in how people might react to them...but that isn't really the stereotype that people apply that word to.

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The chapter is being worked on once again

Without missing a beat, Matt sprang into action. Quickly getting his shoes on, he was soon out of his bedroom and heading for the door. Pausing for a moment, he stopped by the doorway into the kitchen and poked his head inside. Inside was his mom, cooking up something, her back to him as she worked over the stove.

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SCARLET'S HORROR WORDS

I mentioned a few days ago that Scarlet, the lady who is the Karl Rove to my George W Bush, is doing a blog series analysing horror, horror tropes, and horror tropes within the My Little Pony fandom. Since then, she's released another two posts on the topic, both concerning fandom famous horror tales.

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TL;DR 1: Pay attention when thinking about the opposite of a word. Is it really the opposite, or is it merely the absence of the thing itself?

TL;DR 2: Chinchillax gets introspective using charts.
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