Hello my friends! Your friendly neighborhood Hat Man here once again with another short batch of reviews!

Man, I haven't done this since Scribblefest, but I enjoyed doing it before and have been meaning to get back into it. So, without further ado, here are three stories I've read recently that I thought I'd share my thoughts on. Ready? Here we go!

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*Stares at blinking line on Word Document. It continues to blink.*

*Continues to stare.*

*More staring.*

*Even more staring.*

*Checks word count. Nothing.*

Yeah. This pretty much sums up all the work I've gotten done on any of my current projects. Seriously. I can find absolutely no inspiration, and I feel like an absolute heel for letting you all down like this. At least, I feel like I've let you down.

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Steampunk holds the prize as my first OC. Or, rather, a draft of him.

Steampunk was originally named "Gear Head", I had made him to impress this Pegasister I had a crush on. Gear Head was grey, with a blue "mad scientist" sort of mane and no tail. His front left hoof was replaced by a robot leg. I, of course, had no previous experience with MLP and in fact was not even a Brony at the time. I kept Gearhead in mind though, until years later. When I first watched the show.

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I originally joined to watch, follow, comment and read stories. Though now I've been bitten by the writing bug, nasty fellow. So anyway my story will have my version of Doji and Starlight, Twilight and the main antagonist Slappy. So once its approved enjoy, if you want to help with the story message me and you can make the chapters more fluid. Cause even though I've finished both Part 1 and 2 they need heavy editing, and more dialogue. So anyway bye and remember Love me or hate me I'm still in

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Since I'm very... Sporradic to say the least when it comes to writing stories, I got some lying around which I'll probably never finish. That's sad. So I decided that maybe I could post some of the workable bits here.

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Let's start with Spike Hates Himself. It just got an update! If you haven't read it, go read it now. The plot thickens as now Spike talks with Pinkie Pie about his issues.

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Worst cartoon ever? Some people are saying so. Terrible animation, horrible writing, godawful characters, shitty voice acting, ugly character designs, cringe “comedy”, awful... EVERYTHING!!!!!

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Kojima took the opportunity to distance himself from Konami’s forthcoming game Metal Gear Survive, a spin-off from Kojima’s acclaimed Metal Gear series. When asked whether the idea for Survive had come from Kojima himself, he replied, “That’s nothing to do with me!

“The Metal Gear games are about political fiction and espionage,” he continued. “Where do zombies fit in with that?”

I'm not crying. I'm not.

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Oi, having the most terrible scourge of writers block trying to get the next chapter of Sins out... I've got an idea of where it's supposed to go and how I'm going to get there, it's just putting words to electronic paper.

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IN WHICH I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING, YAY
So, after Thanksgiving Dinner, which in my family's traditional fashion was held in the early afternoon (I say family, but it was just my mother and me), I got home and promptly passed out for seven hours. Once awake, I decided to try and do some writing. That's what I want to talk about after the jump, if you'll be so kind as to follow...

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Hey to anyone who actual follows me. Sorry that I missed the time I said I'd post the new chapter. A mix of work picking up and leaving me more tired than usual, getting hooked on 4chan MLP threads (I have been corrupted by RGRE so badly), and me just being lazy contributed to me not doing anything for the past couple weeks. Also, the next chapter is giving me a little trouble - trying to get a good handle on the new date's personality and how she interacts with Anon (already revised several

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I do not hate all Starlight Glimmer fans. I hate glimfans, the crazy ones. However, people have told me they thought glimfan was just short for "Literally all Starlight Glimmer fans". And I can see why. So I'll put that to bed right now. Glimbots. I will now begin calling the crazy Starlight Glimmer fans Glimbots. Glimbots, Glimbots, Glimbots.

I do not hate all Starlight Glimmer fans.

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I have five shelves for varying levels of when stories will be read. See below the break for the names, descriptions, and an analysis.

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The reading for the second place winner of the Gorgony Story Contest of 2017 is here. Behold Making Friends with Statues, written by DeshLune.

I hope you all enjoy it.

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Ew, you like ponies and you're a dude? That's just creepy! I bet you fantasise about having sex with them and being intimate, you sick freak! It's a show for little girls, not grown up pedophile men, get a life, perv! Brony fag!

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There are comments way worse than what Ralph read. Swear words and death threats included.

November Leaves

To be polite about it, I wish I never wrote this story. It's a smouldering pile of twenty pounds of cack in a five pound sack that's been covered in pitch then lit on fire again. The whole idea of it, wherever it came from, should have stayed in whatever hellion dimension it resided in. The ones who read this and the only one who commented on it are right to hate it, too.

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Shipping. You gotta love it, right?

Except if you're a fanfic writer like me. For a long time now, I have had a side ship I have been planning on introducing to one of my stories, but something has come up.

I'M SITTING HERE, AND I REALIZE THAT THEY'RE MEANT TO BE, PUTTING ME IN MISERYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello all! Since it's my first Halloween on FimFiction, I decided to write a Halloween fic!

It has best Princess, Luna!

And worst band, One Direction! (No offense to 1D fans)

How shall they fare together in Equestria?

Have a Linky Link Link to the story.