Good morning, fillies and gentlecolts. This week's reading is a piece by NavelColt, the resident buggo fic pioneer, featuring brotherly love, pouncing, tickles, feels, hallucinations and moderate amounts of sarcasm. It also marks the first reading request I've done, so hopefully I did it justice.

Enjoy and see you next week for some schadenfreude!

Quinch

After a chat with BezierBallad, I came up with this headcanon/analysis of To Change A Changeling after we both pointed out how Pharynx’s voice changes from the beginning to end.

Now, I don’t know whether what I’m about to say was intentional or not but here we are, and I’m going to say yes because I’m one of those people.

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(Takes place in EqG verse, Thorax is currently 6 and Pharynx is 8)

"P-Phar, I don't know about this, don't you think it's kinda mean...?"

"No way, dad'll love it!"

"Then why are you making me do it?"

"Because you're better at the whole being cute thing. Now go!"

"O-Okay..." *walks to Metamorphosis*

*In the kitchen, making dinner*

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The familiar pitch of children's voices played in her ears, and far lovelier pictures now filled the alicorn's head.

"Thorax," she breathed. "Are those-"

"Hang on," Thorax giggled. "We're almost there."

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Just watched the new episode, S07: E17 "To Change a Changeling" and it left me with a big smile on my face. Why? Well, have you ever came up with a super random story idea that eventually became canon in the actual show? Spoiler Alert for those who haven't watched it yet!

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I've been shot with a glancing blow from the Hasbro canon. I need to cancel my plans to extend Veneer and mark it Complete again. (Episode thoughts follow.)

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I gotta say, these two episodes were fun:) Especially “To Change a Changeling”:) But first, let’s start with “Campfire Tales”:

The story starts with a nice continuity nod by the writers by having the sister gang’s annual big sis & little sis camping trip:) With less luggage this time;)

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Equestria never stays the same forever. Months ago, three savage criminals have turned into stone after they use their powers to take over the lands. That is until the current ruler of the Changeling Kingdom decide to see the statue of his former queen.

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Is possible with Changeling Magic

"Dad! Pharynx! Look what I found!"

"What is it?"

"Let me guess, it's a weirdly shaped rock or another stupid thing."

"No Pharynx, it's a file with "Royal Family Photos" written on it!"

"...R-Royal Family P-Photos?"

"Yeah! They were in the records room, in the same area our Birth Certificates are. Cool, right?"

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Venom: FIGHT ME

Pharynx: Unfortunately we have a rule against battling children.

Okay, so, we're gonna do a vote. EqG v.s Equestrian, three different times. You have to pick which habit you think is cuter/not as bad for each pair. This is probably stupid but I'm doing it anyway. Here they are:

1.
When upset...

Equestrian Metamorphosis: Bites his lip

EqG Metamorphosis: Tugs his hair

Which one is better?

2.
When upset...

Equestrian Pharynx: Slits his wrists or begins punching/kicking the walls

EqG Pharynx: Swears in Japanese

Which one is better?

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The Fangs ran towards a door, Dagger planting a charge on the door.

“I can’t believe we’re saving this blue lizard...” Dagger said.

“Her name is 'Ember'. And Thorax is worried about her,” Tempest said.

“Just pull the pin Dagger...” Zen said.

“Whatever...” Dagger pulled the pin and the charge blew down the door. He looked in, his crossbow up, ready to fire...

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“So now I’m supposed to do anything Ocellus does? What if she jumped off a cliff?” 

“If Ocellus jumped off a cliff, she would have done her research regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Ocellus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”

“Tell me everything you know about The Fang Gang member Hiv-”

“Princess, no!”

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Pharynx: Your head being a bitch? Well, fear no more! With this great invention, all you headaches will be gone.

Pharynx: It’s called a guillotine.

Chrysalis: …

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Discord , while making cake: Honey, would you like Earl Grey or Pork?

Pharynx: I’ll take a divorce.

The Fangs, Pharynx, and Tempest sat in a house alongside a few Royal Guards and reformed changeling soldiers. They’d been tasked with taking the house, but their enemy greatly outnumbered them.

“Hey Zenny Boy!” Hive called out.

“Yes?” he trotted over.

“We need you to bring some reinforcements. Something quiet or something.”

“Okay.” Zen picked you his crossbows and left through the back door.

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"Hey, Thorax? I-I had a question."

"Yes Ocellus?"

"Well, um, I know you and Pharynx and Tempest were arguing over who would 'marry' Pharynx when he wore that wedding dress...I was wondering whether you were joking or not, because, well, you already have Ember..."

"Oh, no, that wasn't a joke Ocellus."

"What? But-But Ember-"

"We're married too."

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