Friends, delegates, fellow countrymen, and international associates!

I've been acting as a pre-reader for Dinode's new story, The Midnight Filly, and also being a sounding board for ideas regarding the series he wishes to start with it. I've unfortunately been unable to help as much as I'd like, with my 2017-2018 schedule being all kinds of Gonzo Bananas, but I do think he's got great ideas, a characterful style, and a good grasp of the English language!

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I have a job now! While this is good because a) money b) money, it had cut somewhat into my previously near-unlimited potential writing time (I say potential because my muse is not nearly efficient enough to actually use that time effectively). The mysterious contest fic didn't get done, but it's going to be done sometime soon as a fully-fledged story. Complete with at least one sequel.

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I woke up at 7:45 (raritydespair should be called :despairity:). At this time of year, that is what we call ass o'clock. I had to take the car to the mechanic since I'm the only other person left in the house with their license. I listened to the R&B channel on the way there and it was pretty good. When I got home, I ate leftovers. They were so good! It was fish, almonds, and olives. I found this shit.

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HOW DOES A BASTARD
ORPHAN
SON OF A WHORE
AND A SCOTSMAN
DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOR-
GOTTEN SPOT IN THE CARRIBEAN
BY PROVIDENCE, IMPOVERSIHED IN SQUALOR
GROW UP TO BE A HERO AND A SCHOLAR

ALEXANDER HAMILTON
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
AND THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE
BUT JUST YOU WAIT
JUST YOU WAIT

When he was ten, his father split, full of it, debt-ridden

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and if u want in that blog pls comment w/ ur favorite color and ur opinion on pancakes

whatever comments this blog has by 5pm (1700) EST are the ones getting in

how many of u think ice star is cute

comment "yay" if u do and comment "oh my god sam no" if u don't

Alrighty kids, got a quick one for y’all today.

You know the drill.

Source

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Okay gang,

First off, I'm not an economist, I just like economist radio because it informs about the world in a slightly less biassed way than most and usually doesn't fill me in an incandescent rage.

SPEAKING of incandescent rage, lemme get to my post:

I saw a post on Facebook where people are MAD at Toys "R" Execs because of the 16 million dollars they get to share out of this debacle.

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A significant amount of you has taken the time to point out that Scootaloo's plan to murder Celestia is extremely flimsy. To the criticism I would like to give the following response on how this plan would actually succeed:

I 'unno.

Please note, spoilers for If You Weren’t Afraid lie below. Q&A answers can be found at the end of the blog post.

History

If You Weren’t Afraid has a bizarre history. Fitting, for a story I still consider to be pretty bizarre.

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????????: Heeeellooooooo radio fans! Welcome to another exciting broadcast day here at K-RUN. As always, you’re listening to your host Nicky666 spin some tunes and spin some yarns with the assistance of the of the lovely and always energetic news girl Ryken!

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Nicky666: Ryken, babe, that’s your cue to introduce yourself. Like we talked about… over-and-over again.

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To Serve In Hell comes back again tomorrow for its final run.

Five days.

Five chapters.

This is it, people. The veil is about to be thrown off. And I am terrified as hell by what lies underneath.

However dark it gets, know that it could so easily get darker.

Not everypony is making it out alive, but I will not do anything cheap to these wonderful and awful ponies who I've had the privilege of writing this long.

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THAT THING WHERE I POST STUFF
Hi! 'C' here again. Soufriere is still teetering on the brink. So now I'll share music I like to spite him.

He's hated Taylor for years. But hey, that's what he gets for getting stabbed and leaving his account open.

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I hate admitting defeat.

If you're curious how much I hate admitting it, go look at To Serve In Hell. There were any number of moments over its three-year gestation when I could've just thrown in the towel and walked away. But I just kept clawing my way toward the finish line, however slowly, and however impossible it seemed to get there at times.

I hate admitting defeat.

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It has Trixie. If you really liked Wishing Werelights there's some connections the two share that you'll like. If not, you'll still like it. Trixie does Trixie things. Oh, and there will be that new story in, like, five days. With all this writing getting done recently there's actually something to blog about, and uh, a lot. Especially compared to the 'Yes, I'm alive and writing a little' stuff I had been making for most of 2019 regarding projects.

Enjoy Trixie!

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"It's funny 'cause she's drunk!"
"Haha, they're making fart noises!"
"sexual innuendo"

I understand that different people find different things amusing, but what I can't stand is miscategorization. This isn't adult humor, this is the humor of the obnoxious kids back in middle school. It's fine if you enjoy middle-school obscenity humor, but don't pretend it's "mature". It's not.