Ok, I don't know if anyone has seen this, but I couldn't stop laughing, so here it is:

As I approach the weekend, it's time to give a quick update on things. By this time next week, I'll be on the road headed back to Texas. I'm moving for the fourth time in four years (a fact that aggravates me more than almost anything else), which of course means I will not be available until I find a place to stay. To that end, I'm saving most of my current projects - FMP, Switcharootaloo, and Locals - to my Drive folders so I can at least study them while in the passenger seat.

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Remember:

If you see ten Nazis at a table with one normal guy sitting with them, you really have eleven normal guys and you're probably just a mentally ill leftist who's been on Twitter too long.

Honestly, it's a bit redundant to say "mentally ill" and then "leftist", isn't it?
What's worse? "Twitter user", since that has some obvious implication in and of itself.

Merry Christmas, my friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 6th installment of my "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Klaus".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Hello, everyone!

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This is at least better than the last attempt!

So it's been a whole year since I updated Hand in Hoof. Quite a sobering thought, now that I put it in retrospect. I've really been that horrible of a procrastinator in the last six months.

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Groups are hands-down one of the best ways to get an audience on here. Even if you have notifications turned off for when people initially spam stories, your story will still stay in the group. FIMFiction has always been good about having story categories be precise genres instead of an absolute clusterfuck of tags like derpibooru (especially considering tags that would be normal there become subjective as hell when applied to stories and stories on here aren't moderated to the degree images

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Hello, everyone~

I hope you're all doing well! I know we all had some pretty busy times recently with Christmas, New Years, and the new semester of uni starting. I definitely know the feeling. But I did want to upload a new chapter before the my new semester starts on Monday~ I hope you all enjoy this Sundagio fluff!

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/527331/a-dazzling-trio
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43347123/chapters/110903047

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One, no Christmas story, if that wasn't obvious. I blame myself and.... mostly myself. And Mass Effect! With it's interesting characters and kind of not so good combat and the fact the only alien I can bang if the jailbait from the race of blue lizard-squid lesbians. I want my adorkable gypsy hypochondriac tech fetishist now, not later.

What was I talking about? Oh right, I'm supposed to be a writer. It's in your fucking name!

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Please note, spoilers for If You Weren’t Afraid lie below. Q&A answers can be found at the end of the blog post.

History

If You Weren’t Afraid has a bizarre history. Fitting, for a story I still consider to be pretty bizarre.

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Chapter in Progress DONE - Chapter 13, "A Deadly Exchange"

Come watch me work! Finishing up the latest chapter of my running story "The Mad Seeress of the North". This link will be good for the next few hours as I write the last scene before posting it later today.

The chapter is up. Thanks to all who stalked me out there (I know who you are, lol!).

Here's another scene that I have in mind for the sequel of A Sweetie Dreamland and that I hope to place somewhere. The idea was just so surealist that I just had to do it. Enjoy!

"You mean that YOU actually almost managed to conquer your whole universe?" asked Wolf. "By the way, I fold."

"Yes. Twice." Bowser eyed him. "Why are you so surprised?"

"Because you act like an idiot most of the times," laughed Hades.

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Hello everypony, I’m late, I just got finish watching Snowpiercer finally, a really good movie, by the way, I'm glad you are here for the season finale of tidbits. This one though is not extremely long, it is a heavy one. This one adds so much weight to the season one finale that will affect my entire universe for years. This tidbit will not only be important to Journey To Hearth’s Warming but to every story I post in this universe from now on. This is the Hand of Elisus…

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Hello, everyone~!

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RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has

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So. Fifteen tips for y'all, straight outta the mouth of the biggest idiot this side of Europe:

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So basically I've dropped the ball and it doesn't look like I'm going to get this chapter finished tonight.

Le gasp!

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And that's saying something, mind you?

EPressed for Time

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Comedy

Vinyl and Octavia need to hug for eight hours – or the building explodes.

• DJ P0N-3
• Octavia

Aragon · 90k words  ·  295  16 · 4.2k views

Check the wordcount! I just posted 90k words on this website in one go. Nine chapters. Whodaman.

Yeah, been working on this for a year. Honestly, fuck releasing on a schedule, right? I dislike having incomplete stories I gotta update like, every two days or some shit. Huge pain in the ass, and a lot of readers dislike reading Incomplete-tagged stories. Me included!

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