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Dec
20th
2015

Review: Sicario (2015) · 6:55am Dec 20th, 2015

Denis Villeneuve's third English language feature is a pristinely directed film that simultaneously manages to be a tightly wound genre piece and a soberingly cynical and frank look at the brutal "War on Drugs".

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Dec
29th
2015

Review: Room (2015) · 1:32am Dec 29th, 2015

Irish director Lenny Abrahamson crafts a deeply moving, intense and intimate portrait of human triumph and motherly determination in this striking film.

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Nov
25th
2015

Review: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) · 6:05am Nov 25th, 2015

George Miller's third entry in his iconic Mad Max franchise is possibly the most unabashedly cheesy entry in the series, yet still manages to find its place among the likes of the far more visceral Mad Max, The Road Warrior, and Fury Road. In what was really the first properly budgeted Mad Max film, Miller, and his co-director George Ogilvie hype the franchise up to it's extremes, going bigger, louder and hammier, and in many ways, that's what gives it it's own, uniquely

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Nov
26th
2015

Review: The Kingdom (2007) · 6:32am Nov 26th, 2015

Peter Berg's intense, 2007 thriller is an unjustly overlooked entry into the terrorism film sub-genre. Being both a politically charged and action packed thriller, Berg creates a film that still holds relevance, even eight years after its release.

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Feb
24th
2016

Review: Carol (2015) · 12:11am Feb 24th, 2016

I suppose it could have been worse, I guess.

Director Todd Haynes crafts an incredibly subdued, sedate cinematic examination of lesbianism in the 50s, and, while the film is certainly beautiful to look at, it's central storyline is marred by unintentionally unsympathetic main protagonists, and a general sense of been-there-done-that in regards to it's depiction of lesbianism, and the well worn and overdone 'illicit romance' movie formula.

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Sep
2nd
2016

Sup · 10:08pm Sep 2nd, 2016

This week went by rather fast. I started my week with a school trip. Already wrote a bit about that. You can kind of see my senioritis in my writing. I'm so fucking lazy that I don't even feel like masturbating! I become a bitch in heat, but I don't feel like making the effort to reach down and polish the pearl. I auditioned for and made it into the dance ensemble. I'm actually doing my math homework because an A in the class will get me out of the final exam. In film studies, we

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Feb
4th
2016

Review: Full Metal Jacket (1987) · 12:09am Feb 4th, 2016

It is often said that making a truly anti-war film is impossible. That in showing the act of war, we glamorize it.

Well, apparently Stanley Kubrick didn't get that memo, because Full Metal Jacket shows just how horribly unglamorous and inglorious warfare can be, all while filtered through an almost sarcastic, deeply impersonal filter.

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Jul
1st
2016

To Celebrate Canada Day . . . · 9:22pm Jul 1st, 2016

. . . we play one of the most beloved renditions of the Canadian national anthem ''O Canada'' committed to film and dedicate it to our Canadian followers.

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Oct
31st
2015

Review: Psycho (1960) · 7:01pm Oct 31st, 2015

Alfred Hitchcock's slasher-thriller is one of the best films in the genre, and one of the best Hitchcock films period.

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Sep
25th
2015

Review: The Master (2012) · 8:20pm Sep 25th, 2015

More of an experience then a standard film, Paul Thomas Anderson’s sixth feature is a tightly wound, disturbing yet fascinating character study, while also providing one of the best examinations of the cult mentality put to film in recent memory.

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Jan
2nd
2023

My Movie Review on Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie · 1:55am Jan 2nd, 2023

Ahoy, Mateys! And a very Happy New Year to ye too!

This be yer jolly film, TV show, and episode buccaneer here with another shilling of a review.

Today, for me first film review of 2023, I be given ye scallawags me third take on a member of the VeggieTales franchise: "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie".

*clears throat to quit talking like a pirate*

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Dec
14th
2022

My top 10 favorite fictional primates of all time · 6:16pm Dec 14th, 2022

10) Captain Gutt (Ice Age)

9) Winston (Overwatch)

8) Tangle the Lemur (Sonic the Hedgehog)

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Dec
19th
2021

The first LOTR movie is officially 2 decades old · 3:50pm Dec 19th, 2021

Jan
7th
2020

Lion King (2019) with classic character design · 9:45am Jan 7th, 2020

Aug
2nd
2021

My Review of Open Season · 9:47pm Aug 2nd, 2021

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Mar
6th
2018

My Top Five Films (Or, at Least, Films I Saw) of 2017, Plus Bonus Content For Our Followers · 2:07am Mar 6th, 2018

Yes, yes. Welcome, one and all! It's me, back and happy to give you lot another blog post to gaze upon. And if you appreciate blogs of immense length, you're in luck.

As you may have seen from the title, this is my list for my top-viewed/only-viewed films of the year Twenty-Seventeen. An overall bad year, in my earnest opinion, but that's why we have explosives to play with. Hur, hur, hurrr...

Let's dig in, shall we?


Six

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Jan
3rd
2023

Is it too late to declare 2022 the year of Sonic the Hedgehog? · 1:53pm Jan 3rd, 2023

I mean, seriously, the sheer number of Sonic-related media that was released last year is simply ridiculous:

1) The highly anticipated sequel to the surprisingly well-received live-action movie from 2020

2) A new 3D platformer game that features the very first open world of the series

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Feb
9th
2020

Spy x Sentry Tune - Extended Version · 5:53pm Feb 9th, 2020

Mar
24th
2022

G5 Movie Review · 9:28am Mar 24th, 2022

This is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. Not a single second of it was the least bit decent. Every frame of this piece of shit is an abomination! There is no number low enough to rate it with, but I guess I’ll just go with 0/10!!!!!

Oct
3rd
2015

Review: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) · 1:16am Oct 3rd, 2015

Possibly the greatest science fiction film ever made, Stanley Kubrick's 1968 opus manages to take the audience on an intense, enrapturing 160 journey from The Dawn of Man to Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite, standing apart from every other entry in the genre to not only be a genre milestone, but a milestone in film itself.

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