So yeah, unfortunately my old military guy (Air Force I believe to be specific) editor/pre-reader had to drop from Lazarus. Now I'm shit out of luck when it comes to military chatter and or terminology. I know the typical garbage that a regular civvie like myself would know; however, I would prefer to try to have the Lazarus soldiers actually sound like real soldiers and not some Call of Duty/Battlefield shmucks.

Told you would at some point.
Also, I am sick.
So...yeah. And lots of medicine. Which is helping and making me a little loopy.

On That note, The Good HIE Podcast is tonight again, and I'll be on it, medicated out of my gourd. We got some guests or someone, someone that wrote my little dashie I think.
...I'm going to go have medicine now.

Enjoy the gross story you fucks.

-Pencil

EDIT: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe
GO HERE, LISTEN TO US TALK.

Hey ponies! Just wanted to let everyone know that I've just posted a new oneshot. Not a new universe, but I did have fun writing it.

Why not check it out?

So, the first batch of Season Six will be airing this month, this is sooner than expected. Well, on one hand this is good news (MOAR PONIES, SOONER!), it might cause issues to arise in my existing story ideas.

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Holy shit I actually meant to write the chapter out in the first person, I don't know why my mind went straight to third

When I sober up enough, here in a few hours or so, I'll get to rewriting it out lmao. Will likely do it tomorrow if anything

My honest mistkae, so, yeah. Sorry fam

Whatever,

Lack of Tact

TThe Guardian

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure

A regular human Alex gets transferred to Equestria. Desperate to return home at first, he notices himself changing. The time comes for him to decide for Equestria destiny. Will he conform? Which path will he choose? Are Celestia's fears justified?

• Human
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC
• Main 6
• CMCs

Alexshy · 611k words  ·  164  38 · 7k views

Next (21th) chapter is at 100%, expect any moment

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A NEW CHAPTER?!

Holy balls Batma––Immortan Joe, the story updated!

My God...PREP THE RIG!

YES! New Lazarus chapter is finished and boy is there a lot of exposition and build up to something cool!

However, I lost a great deal of editors for the story due to my last hiatus and now I only have like one or two. So if any of you know actual grammar, not a little bit, like enough to actually write something that's formatted and well constructed (and would love to help) please contact me.

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If you hadn't noticed, Lazarus updated last night!

So feel free to check it out and let me know what you think.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/360309/my-name-is-anon-and-everyone-hates-me
DO IT. GO READ THIS!

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Hey, I know I never do this, but I wanted to give you an update on what's coming up for me. Just a look at my projects, so you know what I'm up to and that I'm not being shit. You know, so you can look forward to stuff and/or avoid it as preferred:

-Anon Gets an Ulcer - 10% done
-Rainbow dash related horrible fetish story - 0% done
-Possible short series of sads - 40% done
-Scootabuse oneshit - 80% done

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Something I randomly thought about a few days ago: a Human in Equestria story, but the human in question is the protagonist of the Secret of Evermore game.

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Say hello to the next chapter of poor old Victor/Chance/Visage's story: "Of Angels and Changelings". As always, spoilers for the chapter will be in this blog post.

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So, apparently I made a good enough impression on the Good HIE guys that they want me back on their podcast this evening at 4PM California time (7PM for all you east-coasters). The indomitable Flutterpriest will be there as well this time, so you'll get to hear our usual "witty" banter (really, it's just me giving him shit and talking trash). So, feel free to come and ask us questions, make comments, tell me I'm shit. You know, the

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Should be starting in about an hour, as the title says.
I already have my booze to enjoy, and am ready to answer any questions you might have. I'll be with the guys from The Good HiE list, including two guys apparently named Mike. I think.
I'm so confused.

Anyway, go here: http://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

AAAAAAND it's live.

Hey all. So, for babscon, we didn't get to answer NEARLY as many questions as we wanted to, due to time and content restraints. SO, we're making up for it today. We'll be having a podcast at 6PM PST, where we talk about babscon, answer the leftover questions, and be all friendly and stuff. We also have photos to show you, which is nice, and you'll get to see us being assholes to each other. Lots of good enigma abuse, be assured.

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I've gotten addicted to writing angst cuddles and HiE stories.

And I feel that it will lead to some bad times if I don't stop.

I've kinda got addicted to my own crack. It's like I've cracked a code. Plot. Strong Character. Angst. Cuddles. Regina going ga-ga over the beats and my own prose. Make it pretty. Make it hurt.

I can't stop snorting my own product, holy shit.

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Wanted to mention a couple of important things today, but the most important to me is to say that the resourceful, educated, talented and illustrious Fana Farouche has joined me on Deathless, and is now working tirelessly with me behind the scenes to catch as many of my fumbles and correct as many of my bad decisions as is humanly, or even ponily, possible. I've really enjoyed working with Fana on whipping the story into shape so far, and

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Anyway, I am open to request right now, but lets set some rules.

Rules:
1. Nothing outlandish, like fetishes that include "Scat" or diapers, I just can't write them.
2. No overtly complicated stories, til I get better at this I'm sticking to one-shots and the like.
3. I can do clopfics, refer back to 1, but I can do rape although I can't claim it will have good quality or taste in mind.

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