Things Bronies Say: Part Two

Here is part two of my Things Bronies Say series. I hope you will like it. You can find part one here.

Enjoy.

1. Sunset Shimmer is literally the worst villain in the whole MLP franchise and she was reformed too quickly. I hope that she won't appear in any more movies after this one!

*One movie later.*

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Lyra Explains: How Computers Were Made (Humor)

A well researched (lol cakes) history of computers by Lyra Alluse AKA Emma Lee Downs.

A long time ago in ancient Rome some ancient scientist type dudes were bored. So they put a bunch of wheels and cogs together into a box and did a voodoo dance.

The voodoo dance activated the cogs which turned and flipped numbers at the top of the box counting down dates. This was the world's first computer known as the Antikythera Mechanism.

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Hi all. Sorry to keep you waiting. Between getting sick and working at the Super Bowl, things have been pretty busy for me. But fear not. Chapter 11 of Legend of the Earthbound is done and will be going through final editing now. I will tell you now that it's heavy on human x pony clop with a little f/f pony clop. In fact, expect almost every new chapter to have some kind of clop (and comedy) in it.

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Yes, Rittenhouse is White.

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Black lives matter. - But mine matters more.

All lives will not matter until black lives matter. - I never said ALL lives mattered, so... uh, I don't care, I suppose.

I oppose racism. - Depends on whose being racist towards whom. If you insult my kind that's obviously bad, but if we insult you, then I don't have a problem with that.

I oppose sexism. - Yeah, men and women are equal, as long as they're real men and women.

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Brian Is Gone But Not Forgotten

Brian was a fun-loving balloon. He enjoyed throwing parties for his balloon animal friends. He was always the life of the party. He brought joy to all of the young fillies and colts of Equestria with his balloon antics.

He was so well loved that he won the most coveted 'Best Balloon Animal' title eight years in a row.

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All Of The MLP Short Stories, Poems, and Song Lyrics I've Written So Far

Here is a list of stories, poetry, and song lyrics I have written to make people laugh/ smile. They are all relatively short/ one-shots. Nothing complicated. Just fun reading. I hope you will enjoy them. Feedback is always welcome and appreciated.

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