Hopefully you lose custody of the kids, you crazy bitch!!!!!

Ah, Valentine's Day. A day for spending lovey-dovey time with the love of your life... or, if you're like me, staring at a laptop screen wondering where it all went wrong.

Anyway, in the spirit of Valentine's Day, it's time I asked you all a question. A question that has been in this fandom for nearly half a decade.

Gay horse?

Or lesbian horse?

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Something to fill the void. Literally!

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Here's what I got:

- Skyrim
- Titanfall 2
- a new computer (I won't have to write off my phone anymore!!) and get this: it's a gaming computer!! Complete with Microsoft 10 so I can hook up to my Xbox One to it and permission to install the following games: Undertale, World of Warcraft, and Five nights at Freddy's: Sister Location!!!!!
- a bunch of MLP shirts, socks and figures with brushable hair.

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Nicknames so far:

Lab Horse
Smurf Horse
Pink Smurf Horse
NEW> Magical Subway Girl

And here's a nickname I wanna use but have no idea how to use it:
MIGHTY MORPHING SMURF-HORSE-GIRL!

So just giving a quick heads up to everyone - for the past week my laptop has had the worst luck trying to stay connected to the internet. Like, I can shut it down and wait for a while, then boot it back up and it will work fine for a few hours, but for some reason Google Chrome just shuts down unexpectedly on me. Since this can potentially make uploading new animation to my Youtube channel, or stay online long enough to write and update stories, I'll be looking to buy a new laptop for my

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Anon: Hey, Dashie, my friend says you're like Skittles.
Rainbow Dash: What? Why?
Anon: He wants to taste the rainbow.
--
Anon: Hey, Dashie, what's at the end of your rainbow?
Rainbow Dash: Me, kicking your butt if you don't stop it.

I have 2 New stories coming out!

One has to do with Soarin and Braeburn going to Las Haygus

The other is a story-driven clopfic with Bubble Berry and Butterscotch ( A gift for a dear friend of mine )

Let's just say this got slightly weird. In a good way, but it seems like this chapter (and in this case, this means the whole 3 part chapter) seems to be focused on setting up some plots to mess around with.

And while I might not like where some of the plots will be heading, each plot thread will be dealt with in time. Though some of the stuff is going to suck for the characters for a while.

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Is it because the interaction is skewed by the anti-gay downvoters? Maybe! But I'll take it!! Thank you everyone who liked or commented! It's 'only' the SFW version of featured, but like I said, I was giving up on this story doing well! So this is very nice for me!

Yay!!

i am watching the heffalump movie while trying to do my latin hw
and by trying to do my latin hw i mean writing down random words and hoping its close

and also crying
because heffalumps

and i have a huge bio test tomorrow
that i havent studied for at all

lol

Happy: what
Prepsi: you're happy
Prepsi: right
Happy: ye
Prepsi: didnt you admit arayame was your alt
Happy: what
Prepsi: the fimfic acc
Happy: There was a time when a bunch of people though aryame was my alt
Prepsi: wait
Happy: *thought*
Prepsi: it isn't?
Happy: no
Prepsi: fuck
Happy: lol
Happy: Were you like chatting with aryame like you were best buds
Happy: and then aryame was like
Happy: "who the fuck are you"

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I forgot to put my discord in that last post, here you go friends.

discord.gg/ZppbUMS

If you're reading the title and thinking this is going to be a whiny, emo blog post about how much my life sucks and how I want to commit suicide, then fuck off. This isn't one of those.

No, I'm going to be leaving Fimfiction until the end of the year, and will come back next year. I want to try different things, write new stories besides plots that revolve around ponies, and branch out.

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Hello everyone!

Yeah, I'm still here, surprising huh? This may fall on deaf ears, as I don't have many followers. But to those of you who are curious, I've recently begun writing again! It's enormously slow going however. I may not spit out another chapter for quite some time, and here's, hopefully, a pretty good reason why:

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Day #4,873.

Things are looking dire.

Everyone is sick, except me. I am alone, now. When I attempted to open a fruit known as banana to eat for health, the banana ended up underneath the refrigerator:

I promptly burst into peals of laughter.

Now, I await for the disease to strike me as it has struck everyone else.

Captain TMF, signing out.

Year: 2011
Event: Santa Barbara County Fair, being held in Santa Maria
Cast: Myself, my cousin, and my uncle

It was late that night; the sun had already long since set, and it was almost closing time.

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hey we tried again here it is

Here are my actual thoughts about The Long Dark.

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Nope, still not dead. I'm only rewriting drafts over and over again because I can't seem to do shit right as much as I used to.
But! One of the things I've working on is opening lines!
Seriously, a good opening line for a story can help you an awful lot. A different start sets you to write a different paragraph than the one you intended, sooo you got a chain reaction from there. The typical 'take a look at things from another pov' but for writing.

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