Alright, recently, I had one of the worst cases of sleep deprivation in my life so far. I get that some of you all might think I'm "weak" for not being able to put up with this, but I am just not built to go without sleep for long periods of time. So, yeah, this was most definitely one of the worst times of my life.
Well, folks--it’s almost time. For those who are curious, I’m getting a midline glossectomy tomorrow to reduce the size of my tongue, and thus, its blockage of my airway during sleep. And yes, it’s every bit as fun as it sounds. 
As of today, I have now spent officially ten years in the fandom. My admission into this little cultural movement started on November 15, 2011, and I've enjoyed myself for the most part ever since. Even when things didn't always go right (looking at you, BronyCon 2019), I more often than not found the fandom adding a degree of excitement and interest into my own life. So to all of you out there, thank you for making the world a little more interesting.
Hello my lovely readers. I'm sure you've been waiting for the next Phoenix, as well as other things from me.
Screw it, let's write something.
EDIT:
“You wanted to talk, Miss Sparkle?”
“Y-yeah… this is really h-hard. I’m t-totally embarrassed…b-but… you’re the only one I c-can talk to…” Twilight wriggled uncomfortably, shuffling her feet.
“All right…”
If you're anything like me, you've probably noticed some ads for a website called Brony Mate floating around on FIMFiction.
Yes, that's right, a dating website specifically designed for bronies.
Well, at least ostensibly.
So... I haven't been to bed in roughly... what, thirty hours? I get weird when I'm tired. I start slurring my words, I will trip over every goddamned thing between here and the bathroom, including invisible turtles... and I forget important information.
I strained my arms hauling around a cabinet, I feel like I'm gonna throw up, and I might not even get officially recognized for my welding project. And the fair doesn't even start until tomorrow. Wish me luck, because I think I'll need it...
Flight Day is finally here! In a matter of hours I will be reunited with my beautiful baby girl! I literally spent all day getting ready, checking reservations, and (oddly enough) checking that my bags were the right size to fly on the plane. It's four hours till I leave for the airport, and I am SO DAMN EXCITED.
Second week of Weirduary and stuff is quite weird indeed.
But nothing for this week on here, even though it is still quite nice to hang out.
Meetin' ponies and chewing grass.
But also getting really tired, so might need a bit of a rest.
Sep and Tia wishes you a great Filthy Friday and a good night.
IN WHICH I NEW YEAR
Let's get the year started off nice and weird, with Kyary.
I did not mean to blow your mind, but that sh!t happens… all the time~! Follow me past the jump.
I just realized why Maud needs a game harder than Hide & Seek! Her Maud sense makes the normal game too easy for her!
When I said it'd be out in a week or two, I didn't expect me to then complete it like four days later. Not recommended but I was in a zone.
Don't ask me how I wrote pretty much 8k words in like a week. I don't know how I did it. (Note: some of that was lost in multiple edits, but the story just spilled on out once I got to a part) This had a disgusting amount of rewrites on my end throughout the entire chapter.
The sex was dizzying. Springa tumbled through sheets of silk as soft as clouds, crying out in weightless ecstacy as she fell deeper and deeper into his embrace. He caught her. Every time. Whenever she teetered on the edge of empty space, he pulled her back. He was everywhere, insatiable, boyish in his insistence. She let him in. They tumbled together some more.
"So, uh... Princess Celestia?"
"Just Celestia."
"Right. Uh... Celestia?"
"Yes, Twilight?"
"Um, if I'm an alicorn and a princess now, does that mean I'm also immortal?"
"Hoo boy, I knew this was coming..."
"What?"
"Nothing, nothing. Anyway, to answer your question... probably. It's hard to say at this stage."
"Erm... okay. Well, if I do end up immortal, what about my friends?"
"What about them?"
C'mon guys, I know that you've got more than four! 
On the side note, I should probably be getting back to my English homework now...
The differences are astonishing between what was originally promoted and what the actual show looks like.
And now for something completely different
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