So I just opened myself up for commissions and launched a patreon ( here )

Commissions are easy. You can hire me to write almost anything you want so long as it isn't pornographic in nature. They are priced as follows:
1,000 words: 10$ + 10$ per additional kiloword.
5,000 words: 45$ + 10$ per additional kiloword.
10,000 words: 80$ + 10$ per additional kiloword.

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Over all this is me straight up asking for money, but there's a bit more to it.

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maybe. possibly. at an outside chance.

ahem.

so it turns out PayPal has not completely left me to go fuck myself. they say that if i can provide enough government issued documentation that proves who i am, i might be able to unlock my account.

obviously, i'll be attempting to do that. however, there is a problem in the meanwhile; without my PayPal account functioning, i can't manage payment for my work in any reasonable fashion.

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this will be our last update unless something goes right or majorly wrong

we still do not have a reliable place to stay. we know someone who has said we can stay with them, but it doesn't seem like they are going to come through for us. we have an interview with two potential renters tomorrow, but we are scared they will not work out.

currently we also do not have anywhere to store our things. we do not have much, but our books take up a lot of space.

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I never thought I would have to make a post like this… nor would I have ever thought I’d be in the position where it would be needed. But I honestly don’t think I have a choice.

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In the coming hours, I will completely redesign my userpage from the ground up in preparation for the launch of my Patreon account. This has been a long time coming, even before my Patreon plans, and is overdue because my userpage looks rather generic for a long time now.

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Comms Open!

Details Inside!

Hey loyal readers and potential new clients, I'm writing this blog up today to officially open up commissions for my writing! I've got a lot of larger projects in the works, but I don't want to keep my account barren for another year, so I've decided to open up comms to any interested party.

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IN WHICH I AM UP TO CODE
I'll get into that and writing in a bit. But before that, here's this:

Why? Why not? I like disco. Follow me past the jump.

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Episode One - Celestial Advice
"Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia."

Episode Two - Bottled Up
"While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map."

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So far, there are only THREE entries to my CUDDLEFIC CONTEST (RULES AT THIS LINK), and the due date is THIS FRIDAY THE 15th! If you're editing your submission, make sure to publish it and put it in the group contest folder soon!

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GetRekt's Submission:

The last of the contestants had made it back to the mansion, they were unsurprisingly quiet on the ride back. The loss of the other two contestants had stung hard on all of them. Even Reneighah, who was usually talkative and positive, stayed in silence for the majority of the evening, too shocked to form words.

Coalstone looked about ready to erupt in anger taking a glance back at the bus, before kicking the doors to the mansion open.

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Oh hey you, nice to see you came off break again. I was wondering why my newer stories were missing that one down vote. That single anonymous negative vote that shows up on everything I write. At the exact same time, every other day, within seconds of each other. You know I was worried about you, when you didn't show.... I thought you'd forgotten about whatever reason you decided to do this to all of my stories. Glad to know you are alright, and remember me, and all the others not on your

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Viruses! Aren't they just fun!

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Look at this piece of st...

...and you will know why I don't do my own illustrations for The Iron Horse.

Okay, so first off, thanks to everyone who showed up to Green's anniversary stream yesterday. We had fun hanging out with you!

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IN WHICH EVERYTHING BREAKS
This has been a week, I tell ya. Here's more stuff from Japan to break your brain.

This is the first MV from Ladybaby with its new lineup. Rie finally has another screamer (Emiri), and two girls to replace Rei. I like. Anyway…

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Mansion Challenge Submission: Both Teams Edition!

Nova mumbled to himself as he let the great doors of GOB Mansion swing open before him and his companions.

“I should NOT have let you have that much to drink, Spark…”

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Before we get started, I want to explain how blogs like these will play out. It'll be written somewhat like an episode, with both submissions from each team being posted here for you all to read and finally a bit written by me to tie the two pieces together. In this blog, it will describe each character meeting one another and arriving at GOB Estate with GOB himself explaining how things will work for the contest. I hope you enjoy it.

#Shrekt's submission:

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... Do you know what I hate? When I look up peaceful piano music on YouTube and in the comments, you got folk telling their depressing stories about being abused and whatnot. I know people suffer but damn, that doesn't mean you gotta bring me down with you when I'm just trying to be inspired.

Anyway, hey all! So as you know, the OCHG Tournament is a raging success with two seasons! Possibly even a third if I play my cards right. But for now, let's talk about Season 2!

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Today was a good day. I snagged a screenshot when I had the chance. 😃

Thank you all. Balance has been restored. 👏

I have one qualm though. One. 👆

This happened on July 29th. 😬

July 29th, 2017. 🤢

And not. 😨

July 28th, 2017. The big day. The return to form of modern cinema. 😩

I may be pleased but I'm still disappointed. 😂