Hola, Kemosabes.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporting amigo here with another review.

Today, for the 3rd installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Scooby-Doo! and the Monster of Mexico".

Here's the rundown of it:

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I mean, I'm generally working on a completely different story, but I'm kinda struggling with it (especially since it's easier for me to write bloody murder than a sex scene as of late, though my next main project has both), so I instead finished a different thing which was sitting on my hard drive for a while. It was a bit difficult to write because it's partially an awful story, partially a way to cope with trauma (if you think I wrote this instead of therapy, don't worry, I do both therapy

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So Everfree is TOMORROW and then also the days after that so for those of you going and who wanna meet up to talk about RariTwi or discuss RariTwi or cry about RariTwi, well then..

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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In Marie Antoinette, writer/director Sofia Coppola attempts to pain the last queen of France as just another teenage girl, who, by the cruel hand of history, was thrown into a world that she didn't understand.

However, as noble as the endeavor to humanize Marie Antoinette might be, Coppola fails spectacularly, creating a film that is high on kitschy style, but absolutely empty of substance or insight into Marie Antoinette.

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THIS IS SO AMAZING! I'VE TRIED SHAVING, PLUCKING, BLEACHING, SUGARING, AND WAXING STRIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM WORKED. EVER SINCE I WAS VERY LITTLE, KIDS MADE FUN OF ME FOR MY MUSTACHE. I've always been super insecure about it. Lately, I wouldn't say I've been insecure, but let's be honest. Mustaches will never be in style. There's no point in keeping it. Since it worked so well on my mustache, I really want to wax my pubes at some point. It's good to try everything at least once. I

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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i am watching the heffalump movie while trying to do my latin hw
and by trying to do my latin hw i mean writing down random words and hoping its close

and also crying
because heffalumps

and i have a huge bio test tomorrow
that i havent studied for at all

lol

Brian Is Gone But Not Forgotten

Brian was a fun-loving balloon. He enjoyed throwing parties for his balloon animal friends. He was always the life of the party. He brought joy to all of the young fillies and colts of Equestria with his balloon antics.

He was so well loved that he won the most coveted 'Best Balloon Animal' title eight years in a row.

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dares are fun

Imma be gone from the interwebs almost completely from tomorrow to next Monday.

I say almost completely bcuz school is on the interwebs s o

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 31st TV show analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Emperor's New School".

Here's the rundown of this program:

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Tom and Jerry: The Movie". The film from 1992, to be exact.

Here's the rundown of it:

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>think gay thoughts
>sometimes think Dislestia thoughts
>other times think Lunbra thoughts
>pepsi is better than coke
>Yakko
>this laptop is stoopid
>TAKE A BREAK RUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER
>HONEY WHATCHU WAITING FOR
>where's nagi she needs her salad slap
>THERE RIGHT THERE
>GAY OR EUROPEAN
>Sassbra
>1 divided by 0
>fekkin sleep dammit
>i s t h i s t h e r e a l l i f e
>cats
>more cats
>gawd cats are adorable
>memes
>more gay thoughts
>gayer thoughts

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