{"type":"rich","version":1,"provider_name":"Fimfiction","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.fimfiction.net","title":"Schultz Knows Nothing","author_name":"JustAnotherHistoryBuff","author_url":"https:\/\/www.fimfiction.net\/user\/365377\/JustAnotherHistoryBuff","cache_age":86400,"html":"<div class=\"story-card-container\" id=\"story-card-container-458374\" data-story-id=\"458374\" data-controller=\"story-card\" >\n\t<div class=\"story-card\">\n\t\t\n\t\t<div class=\"story-card__title\"><span title=\"Rated Everyone\" class=\"content_rating_everyone\">E<\/span><a class=\"story_link\" href=\"\/story\/458374\/schultz-knows-nothing\" title=\"Schultz Knows Nothing\">Schultz Knows Nothing<\/a><div class=\"drop-down-button\" data-element=\"dropDown\"><a class=\"drop-down-expander\"><\/a><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\n\t\t<div class=\"story-card-content\" style=\"overflow:hidden;\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"story-image\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img data-src=\"https:\/\/cdn-img.fimfiction.net\/story\/c9i7-1578969873-458374-small\"  data-srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn-img.fimfiction.net\/story\/c9i7-1578969873-458374-medium 2x\" class=\"story_image lazy-img\" data-lightbox data-fullsize=\"https:\/\/cdn-img.fimfiction.net\/story\/c9i7-1578969873-458374-full\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<noscript><img src=\"https:\/\/cdn-img.fimfiction.net\/story\/c9i7-1578969873-458374-small\" class=\"story_image\" \/><\/noscript>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"short_description\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t <ul class=\"story-tags\"><li><a href=\"\/tag\/mlp-fim\" class=\"tag-series\" title=\"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ( 149,556 )\" data-tag=\"mlp-fim\" data-tag-id=\"4\">MLP: FiM<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"\/tag\/comedy\" class=\"tag-genre\" title=\"Comedy ( 46,139 )\" data-tag=\"comedy\" data-tag-id=\"228\">Comedy<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"\/tag\/thriller\" class=\"tag-genre\" title=\"Thriller ( 3,427 )\" data-tag=\"thriller\" data-tag-id=\"238\">Thriller<\/a><\/li><\/ul> \n\t\t\t\t\t\nWhat happens if when Hogan, his men, and the lovable Sergeant Schultz, jumped out of the airplane in &quot;Hogan Gives a Birthday Party&quot; and somehow land in Equestria.\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t<ul class=\"story-card__tags\"><li><a href=\"\/tag\/human\" title=\"Human\" class=\"tag-content\" data-tag=\"human\" data-tag-id=\"232\">Human<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"\/tag\/alternate-universe\" title=\"Alternate Universe\" class=\"tag-content\" data-tag=\"alternate-universe\" data-tag-id=\"240\">Alt. Universe<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"\/tag\/pinkie-pie\" title=\"Pinkie Pie\" class=\"tag-character\" data-tag=\"pinkie-pie\" data-tag-id=\"8\">Pinkie<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"\/tag\/princess-celestia\" title=\"Princess Celestia\" class=\"tag-character\" data-tag=\"princess-celestia\" data-tag-id=\"16\">Celestia<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"\/tag\/main-6\" title=\"Main 6\" class=\"tag-character\" data-tag=\"main-6\" data-tag-id=\"73\">Main 6<\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"story-card__info\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"\/user\/365377\/JustAnotherHistoryBuff\" class=\"story-card__author\">JustAnotherHistoryBuff<\/a> <b>&#xb7;<\/b>\n29k words\n\t\t\t\t&nbsp;<b>&#xb7;<\/b>&nbsp;<i class=\"fa fa-thumbs-up\"><\/i>&nbsp;137\t\t\t\t<span class=\"rating-bar\" data-ratings=\"146\"><span style=\"width:93.835616438356%\"><\/span><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<i class=\"fa fa-thumbs-down\"><\/i>&nbsp;9 <b>&#xb7;<\/b>\n2.8k views\n\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t<\/div>\n<\/div>"}