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i am best barbeque. put your hamburgers on me.

Total Words: 36,351
Estimated Reading: 2 hours, 25 minutes

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Twilight writes a prompt-based story. The prompt is 'Weed'.

Written for the Twishy August Dual Contest. Title is a wordplay on the prompt "A Sweet Surprise".

Editing by Sharp Spark. Preread by equestrian.sen. Cover is a combination of art by zomgmad, Wicklesmack, ZuTheSkunk (for Dusk's wings) and various public domain weed vectors.

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3rd Sep 2013
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Skittles are Equestria's latest trend, but when Rainbow tells Twilight that she doesn't like them, the studious unicorn comes up with a rather bizarre theory: maybe Rainbow tastes like Skittles herself, and is therefore immune to the taste. But are they ready to find out if her theory is correct?

Editing by Sharp Spark. Preread by Rasael.

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6th Aug 2013
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6th Aug 2013
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Rainbow Dash has always been a solo performance, but after she sees Applejack drifting during the Running of the Leaves, she wants to learn that too. Meanwhile, Applejack develops new feelings for her friend.

Borrows elements from Cars; Cars-ified ponies, if you want. Written for the AppleDash contest #2. Preread/edited by Sharp Spark.

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8th Jul 2013
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8th Jul 2013
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My entry to the Variety is the Spice of Life challenge over in the Intelligent Shipping Discussion group, which was about Main 6 x Main 6 shipping with prompts.

Chapter order is the order I wrote them in; it's marked as Complete because I probably won't write the other 10. Though when inspiration strikes I'll add them here.

An Apology and A Night are Teen for alcohol references. The rest is Everyone.

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28th May 2013
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28th May 2013
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Applebloom goes flying. Spaghetti happens. And other things.

Rated Teen for a single mention of a synonym for poop, apart from that it's Everyone. Also, nothing in this fic makes any sense at all. I just needed to get some really bad ideas out of my system, so I started facekeyboarding and words were formed. Sage_Probo then joined in to edit, and this fic happened as a result of our combined efforts in professional facekeyboarding.

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8th May 2013
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Apples aren't edible. They are actually grenades that explode once they fall from the tree. Since nopony knows how to get rid of or move these trees without killing themselves in the process, and the trees blossom year round, since hundreds of years, bucking the almost ripe 'apples' from these trees is a profession. It is a dangerous job.

Applejack and Big Macintosh have this job.

Note: implied AppleDash

Preread by CloudHop.

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25th Apr 2013
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25th Apr 2013
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Second person shipping starring you as Mouse Cursor and Rainbow Dash the Interactive Pony. You had a crush on her for a while now, but is the feeling mutual? Innuendos galore.

Special thanks to Koen and CloudHop.

First Published
17th Mar 2013
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17th Mar 2013