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    • Sad 18,089
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    • Discord 5,921
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    • Main 6 26,782
    • Cutie Mark Crusaders 7,461
    • Derpy Hooves 3,698
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    • Princess Celestia 21,128
    • Spike 9,946
    • Random 15,913
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    • Scootaloo 2,896
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    • Tank 152
    • Princess Luna 17,701
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    • Raindrops 126
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    So I woke up this morning as a purple tentacled horror right out of Lovecraft.  Most would be worried by this.  I on the other hand had only so many f***s to give, and I intended to save them for more important things.

    Thankfully my apartment's fine despite the spontaneous Elder Godhood. As is my collection of nerdery. Which is a plus. I'd've not been happy if anything was damaged. Yes, I care about my stuff more than the fact I'd been changed, so sue me.

    The problem is my apartment apparently came with me to Equestria. How do I know it's Equestria? Well I'm next door neighbor's to a very purple unicorn living in a house-tree and a cute blond-maned filly.

    Now I have to deal with getting reverse adopted by a filly, dealing with a neurotic purple unicorn who thinks I'm evil, and  trying to live a 'normal' life in a land of friendship and magic as an Overpowered Eldritch Monster with Godlike Powers.

    If I could only figure out how to 'use ' said Godlike Powers....

    My first story that I started writing awhile back. It's inspired by aterriblewriter's I'm a Loli?!?.  I personally don't think I'm that great a writer, but that's just my self-esteem issues talking. I hope you enjoy.

    Set in Season One. Rated Teen for Language. The Sex tag is just in case of any sexual references or innuendo in conversations. The Alternate Universe tag is there because I intend to do certain canon things out of order.

    Current editor: The Watcher of all

    New Cover art by Aprion Much love for the art! :pinkiehappy:

    WAT!? Featured already!? Really!?

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    Rated T for Teletubbies
    I turned off the 'Mature' filter thing, and holy shit, this thing's featured.

    Shut up, it counts!

    Featured: 05/25/2017

    You're Anon, the sole human of Equestria. You've been living there for, er... you can't really recall. A year, two maybe? Anyway, every year, from what you've gathered, there is one day. One goddamn day that really pisses you off. The 'Summer Sun Celebration' comes around every (your time) August 16th, and it is literally the longest day of the year.

    You would have no problems with this—if only it didn't start at four in the fucking morning.

    This year just seems to be extra against you; an evil deity that's been banished to the moon for a thousand-so years decides to come back, and boy is she a bitch.

    Try sleeping through that, asshole.

    ---

    What have I done.

    :twilightsmile: Enjoy! :twilightsmile:

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    There's a bug under my bed. Or at least I think it's a bug.

    It says it needs to stay under there to hide.

    I just hope it leaves soon. And doesn't eat me before then.

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    Rainbow Dash is usually a very take-charge kind of person, but even she can recognize when a problem won't be solved by going really fast, beating the crap out of something, or being the best at literally every sport. She's humble like that.

    In this case, the problem is stationary, crapless, and unresponsive to even the most obscure athletic gear. That means it's time to call in the experts.

    (Note: The following story isn't set at Camp Everfree, but this is the best picture I could get of these three without anyone else in frame.)

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    Perhaps life is stranger than fiction, as Sunset will learn one day. Recently told to go and make some friends by her teacher, she finds a small filly who is playing with a box and a doll. Weird right? Sunset's not much of a babysitter, but she will soon find out that the world has a curious way of catching up to her.

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    This story is a sequel to Austraeoh

    A lone stallion arrives from a faraway land, looking for a place called "Ponyville."

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    You are a human in Equestria, forced to work as a for-hire 'stress management consultant' (ie, cuddler) in order to make ends meet in this strange world while others search for a way for you to get home.

    However, you've just been assigned to your biggest job yet- 'managing the stress' of none other than Princess Celestia herself. How will you go about your job?

    In this Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story, you make the decisions, you are responsible for the consequences, and many possible storylines await!

    Featured 5/24/17! Thank you all so much!

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    While waiting out a windstorm in a sanctuary pine, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash share a tender moment.

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    At the heart of the enemy's stronghold! Surrounded by the enemy host!  Outnumbered by hundreds to one!

    Negotiatons breakdown! Diplomacy fails!

    War!

    War is declared!

    Come at me, breezie.

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    There are certain responsibilities which come with being a Princess, and Twilight's still learning about most of them.  She's slowly adjusting to meeting diplomats, attending ceremonies, and hosting functions.  However, being on the receiving end of the scheduled, contractually-obligated kidnapping came as something of a surprise.  And she really doesn't understand why she's supposed to cooperate with it.

    Her kidnapper's starting to become a little frustrated.

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