I kid you not.... I can see a cow giving birth in the "pasture" next door through my bedroom window... Welcome to Texas

1922489 The South > North

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Lol, the south for the win.

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>Insert white sheet wearers joke here<

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god... I love that man

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"The people in California are descendants of the pioneers that traveled there. They were full of tough, beautiful people that got together and had beautiful babies, and then their kids got together and had more beautiful babies. And right now the exact opposite thing is happening in Kansas."

You know you live in the South when you still run your Air Conditioner in October.

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Yeah. And sometimes December.