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WTF?
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TBuilding Trust
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
You've come to find that pony furniture is completely unusable for you. To fix that, you've decided to make some furniture of your own! That should be easy enough, right?
Profanity
Second Person
Human
Applejack
Anon
anonpencil · 1.2k words · 139 9 · 3.9k views
TPinkie Pie Is A Balloon?
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
After weeks of consideration, you've come to a startling conclusion: Pinkie Pie is actually a balloon! Now, how do you prove it?
Death
Second Person
Human
Pinkie
Main 6
Anon
anonpencil · 1.6k words · 89 6 · 3.4k views
TPrincess Cheese-It
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Cadance wants to spice up the bedroom a bit. But it may be just a bit too cheesy for Shining.
Sex
Cadance
Shining Armor
Flutterpriest · 2k words · 99 7 · 2.3k views
TFLAME ON!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
You’ve always thought Twilight Sparkle was the hottest pony in Equestria. You just didn’t know how right you were…
Second Person
Human
Twilight
Anon
Flutterpriest · 2.2k words · 201 12 · 5.5k views
TI'M TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
So tell me... why IS Twilight Sparkle the best princess? The villains have the unfortunate pleasure of finding out...
Twilight
Other
Awesomo3000 · 2.9k words · 316 48 · 6.1k views
TThe Taco of Destiny
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Pinkie Pie is in possession of the 'Taco of Destiny'. This can't end well.
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
Main 6
Barix123 · 2.3k words · 569 views
THorse La Horse Season 2: Desperate Struggle
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
A human, and Minotaur, and a Unicorn walk up to Canterlot, *Insert cultural reference and fight scene*
Human
Second Person
Twilight
Celestia
Iron Will
Sunset Shimmer
Anon
Stegtorn · 29k words · 25 9 · 1.2k views
TNone of Your Cancern
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Anon shaves his head. The ponies think he has cancer. What could possibly happen?
Second Person
Human
Main 6
Anon
Flutterpriest · 2.7k words · 737 37 · 18k views
THorse La Horse Season 1
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
Trapped in Equestria and looking to leave, one Human will take it upon himself to fight the elite 4 of his local Magic High School for answers.
Sex
Second Person
Human
Twilight
Trixie
Nightmare Moon
Sunset Shimmer
Stegtorn · 29k words · 126 32 · 3.7k views
TMama Bird
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
You've been a foalsitter before, but never for a pegasus! It shouldn't be all that different, right? And besides, even if you have troubles, you've got a friend who's sure to help out.
Profanity
Second Person
Human
Rainbow Dash
Other
Cloudkicker
Anon
anonpencil · 4.6k words · 118 16 · 3.5k views
TI Stole Your Waifu and I Must Scream
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Everybody loves Flash Sentry. Well, everybody except Flash Sentry, which is exactly why he's trying to convince everyone else to hate him while unknowingly going about his own ironic existence.
Other
Flash Sentry
LackLustre · 1k words · 44 6 · 1k views
TDiamond Tiara, Alicorn Princess
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Diamond Tiara becomes an alicorn princess. Silverspoon is well jel.
Sex
Twilight
Celestia
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
CMCs
VitalSpark · 7.1k words · 70 23 · 1.5k views
TThe Brief, Torrid Love-Affair of Fernando the Straw and Madame le Flour
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Drama
Random
Tragedy
A parody of tragic romance, in which the titular couple faces an unfeeling world that forbids their love... for their passion cannot be denied!
Sex
Pinkie
Mayor Mare
Other
Mr. Cake
Mrs. Cake
CoffeeMinion · 2.9k words · 111 5 · 1.3k views
TApplejack and Skeleton Bloom's Wild Ride
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Comedy
Random
She is fire. She is death. She is coming for the apples. The end is near! Also Apple Bloom is a Skeleton.
Applejack
Apple Bloom
Main 6
Protopony350 · 5.3k words · 10 4 · 740 views
TDiscord Finds an Easy Button
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Two different flavors of chaos mixing, this should be good, or not. We'll see!
Twilight
Discord
JakeAndDollars · 1.7k words · 81 4 · 2.2k views
TThe Bottom Shelf
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Just a place to display our little odds and ends, anything that never really went anywhere but might be worth a laugh.
Celestia
Luna
Discord
Other
Main 6
JakeAndDollars · 27k words · 16 0 · 815 views
TThe Adventures of a Human Peach
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Random
Peaches are the most awesome thing in the world. Therefore, I go to Comic Con dressed as one. all other opinions are invalid
Gore
Human
Twilight
Applejack
Celestia
Nurse Redheart
Anon
AppleTank · 9.8k words · 57 34 · 1.2k views
EGerald Ford turns into a Cat
MLP: FiM
Comedy
While touring an archaeological site deep in the Amazon, Gerald Ford falls down a flight of stairs and into a new world.
Human
Fluttershy
Rarity
Other
Daring Do
Admiral Biscuit · 1.2k words · 108 5 · 1.7k views
TDerek
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Random
Discord goes down to visit Tirek in Tartarus.
Discord
Tirek
Regidar · 2.1k words · 92 9 · 3.4k views
TRandom Stupidity
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Random non-canon chapters of my other stories. Warning: Contains Dumb
Sex
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Sweetie Belle
Celestia
Trixie
Maud Pie
Proper Noun · 1.3k words · 21 14 · 547 views
TWhat Hath Joined Together
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
Sequel to "The Order". Despite receiving a harsh reprimand from Captain Ironhoof, Flash Sentry still struggles with his feelings for Twilight. When he is assigned to escort her to the Crystal Empire, tensions on all sides escalate.
Sex
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Discord
Cadance
Flash Sentry
Bad_Seed_72 · 169k words · 888 99 · 10k views
TArabian Ant Attack
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Twilight and co have to fend off an attack by some Arabian ants!
Gore
Twilight
Pinkie
Rarity
Celestia
Spider Lord · 1.4k words · 394 views
TTirek and the Tuber
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Tirek threatens to take over all of Equestria with his magic-stealing powers. In order to keep him from obtaining their alicorn magic, the four princesses must hide their power away... in an old potato.
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Tirek
Bootsy Slickmane · 1.2k words · 116 1 · 2k views
TLet Me Tell You About the Hole in My Face
MLP: FiM
Dark
Applejack tells you her only secret. It is about a hole. The hole in her face. The breathing, living hole in her face. (Inspired by the cover image and a recurring dream)
Applejack
Slavoj Zizek · 1.2k words · 320 18 · 9.2k views

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