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People you talk to on the phone aren't always what you expect when you meet them.
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After a misguided Ford Mustang promotion, five hundred unicorns win tickets to the 2019 Super Bowl. Surely they'll just have a good time and nothing will go wrong. Surely.
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Rarity's quick gift to a distressed man leads to major world consequences.
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Unicorns might know a thing or two about buying real estate, but they don't know anything about soil contamination. Somebody's about to learn a valuable lesson.
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Acorn's apartment on Earth has lots of great features: a dishwasher, forced-air heating and cooling, a coffee maker, a food processor . . . it's also got a telephone. She's not so keen on the telephone.
Admiral Biscuit ·
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Darknight Moonwing is the night watchman at a tool and die factory
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Ichthyology doesn't pay all that well, so I was lucky to get a roommate for the annual conference, and even luckier that she was an actual doctor.
Admiral Biscuit ·
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A night of driving in the fog turns into an unbelievable adventure when Al accidentally crashes his Jeep in a foreign world.
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A new set of tires is the perfect excuse for Poppy to take her car out into the San Palomino Desert and put it through its paces.
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A little trucker pony experiences a more interesting ride.
Syke Jr ·
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There weren't always ponies, and then there were.
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An all-pony landscape crew finds no lack of work on Earth
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Two pegasi work in New York City as window washers
Admiral Biscuit ·
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The McRib is back, but only for a limited time, and only at participating restaurants.
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Sprout gets tired of buying new ink cartridges for her printer and decides to plant one to see if she can grow her own.
Admiral Biscuit ·
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Smart phones are the coolest thing ever, but they don't work all that well with hooves or boops.
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An obligation-free weekend for Sea Swirl is the perfect opportunity to undertake a journey across the bottom of a lake.
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On a trip to Vanhoover, Sea Swirl discovers her life's passion.
Admiral Biscuit ·
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Streaming video games online is a good way for a pony to make extra bits. Unfortunately, there are human rules that need to be followed.
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Sky Sweeper works as a paramedic-in-training on a Great North Air Ambulance.
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For a creative pony, Earth is her oyster. Rules are meant to be bent.
Admiral Biscuit ·
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Saturday was a day to unwind, a day to sleep late, to eat brunch instead of breakfast, go out to the lake, or to invite friends over for a barbeque. Unless the lawnmower was broken and Ms. Bundermann is on the prowl.
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Promises don't count unless they're fulfilled, so when Bay Breeze is promised eighteen inches, she'd better get eighteen inches.
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“Tour America by Rail!” the sign said, and so Sweetsong does. Everything she needs for a journey fits into her saddlebags, and there are plenty of trains to choose from if she’s resourceful enough.
Admiral Biscuit ·
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