This is a group of whimsy, as the title clearly indicates. If you were unaware of this, or cannot read this text, please leave now. The primary medium of this group is text, and so someone who cannot parse text would thus gain very little.

However! If you cannot read text independently, but can with a technological aid, say, a text to speech program, welcome! That's actually really cool. I once had a classmate who had one of those. It would also scribe for him when he was doing essays. (Of course, it once erroneously wrote "royal proclamation" as "oil for the nation" during history class, which was absolutely hilarious.)

Anyways, what with all that aside, I really ought to get to the central premise of this (almost certain to remain empty) group! The premise of the group is simple, really. So simple I needn't really say it, but will anyways.

This is a group for stories that, as of yet, don't exist, and may never exist. Extant stories may be accepted, provided they fall into the guidelines.

THE GUIDELINES:
(Please note: if you can't determine how exactly some of these guidelines apply to a story, too bad! I shall be the judge of it, and a tyrannical judge I shall be!)
1. I reserve the right to ban anyone from this group for any reason, be it open support of a fascist or far-right ideology, bad taste in music, irritatingly poor spelling combined with a tendency to write long, rambling manifestos in the forums wherein terrible ideas for stories are proposed, or boredom.
2. Any and all submitted stories may not contain sexual content depicting a minor. This includes characters who are "aged up to 18" or whatever else. A likely story!
3. Piracy. Do not steal other people's work, for obvious reasons. However, feel free to go into detail on the virtues of piracy on the forums, or in your story. Any story featuring one or more pirates that I like will receive bonus points. (The points are arbitrary and worthless. Add more piracy.)
4. Stories with the premise "soldier in equestria" or any variation thereof will be immediately removed. Enough with the soldiers in equestria!
5. Friendship is Optimal is okay, I guess. I liked it more a year or two ago. I'm probably cool with those sorts of stories, the ones with sci-fi elements, maybe gaming abstractions.
6. I have an excellent idea for a sort of fictional universe which would be almost unconditionally accepted in this group, but I don't much care to write up a description, let alone a story.
7. Have fun. Except when I don't want you to. Then you must not have any fun.
8. All must acknowledge me as Supreme Tyrant of specifically this group.
9. The duck in the icon is my original character, Dark Ducklord. He is ironic and stupid. Do not steal. He is also in the banner.