65984756598466 Instead of an out of 10 score, what if we did straight-up numerical scores?
+5 for every instance of the name "Sweetie Belle" or "Giraffe" +15 if the main character is Sweetie and/or a giraffe +15 more if the main character is Sweetie-Giraffe +25 for every 100 words, rounding to the nearest 100 if it's not even.
Example: The story is about Sweetie-Giraffe, contains the name "Sweetie Belle" and/or "Giraffe" 15 times altogether, and is 1200 words:
30+75+300
Total score: 405
Since this is a meme cult, we don't have to bother with grammar or actual story. Only Sweetie.
Stories would either be deemed as worthy of being food for the Sweetie Giraffe, or unworthy of being food.
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i say maybe
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idk. We'd need an official scoring rubric.
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But then the problem would become how to rank the Sweetie, the Comedy, and the Random.
6598466
Ah, I like that idea.
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I endorse this idea wholeheartedly.
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Yes.
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Instead of an out of 10 score, what if we did straight-up numerical scores?
+5 for every instance of the name "Sweetie Belle" or "Giraffe"
+15 if the main character is Sweetie and/or a giraffe
+15 more if the main character is Sweetie-Giraffe
+25 for every 100 words, rounding to the nearest 100 if it's not even.
Example:
The story is about Sweetie-Giraffe, contains the name "Sweetie Belle" and/or "Giraffe" 15 times altogether, and is 1200 words:
30+75+300
Total score: 405
Since this is a meme cult, we don't have to bother with grammar or actual story. Only Sweetie.