Note: This guide does not apply to those living in skyscrapers or high-rise apartments.

• Sweetie-Giraffe can and often will attack anything shorter than herself. Always try to look as tall as possible if you think a Sweetie-Giraffe is in the area.
• Sweetie-Giraffe sees those that are taller than her as respectable, and deem them worthy to continue with their lives.
• Sweetie-Giraffe likes mini-marshmallows. If you find yourself cornered by a Sweetie, always distract it first by throwing a handful of mini-marshmallows between her legs.
• Sweetie-Giraffe's laser vision can be easily deflected by shiny objects. Use anything you can to avoid the burning rays - pot and pan lids, hand mirrors, aluminum foil... heck, even a bald head can deter the beams if you're out of options. Just be sure that you get permission from the owner of the aforementioned bald head.
• Do not ever ask about "the weather up there". Ever.

6596231 Thank you for this wise advice. I will take it to heart.

6596231
If Sweetie-Giraffe does notice you, stay calm. She may just want snuggles.

--Sweetie Belle

6596284
Sweetie-Giraffe doesn't mind those who are taller or higher up, and thus lets them live.

6596231
Why did no one tell me about this thread