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Tony Baminaboni
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This thread is for posting your short stories about Empires, Galactic Politics, funny shit, and more.
Rules:
Don't post massive posts.
just short stories.

Do we get to use autistic 5Chan arrows for short stories?
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5232408
>first game
>create Armenia and Ottomans
>play Armenia
>Ottomans declare war on me
>lost war to Ottomans

5232476
:^)

Tony Baminaboni
Group Admin

5232540 gg m8
got rekt

I once had my entire home system rekt by space Amoebas.

Tony Baminaboni
Group Admin

5232658 gg
foking space amoebas

Tony Baminaboni
Group Admin

5232914 sounds like America and the Soviet union.

5232408

My first game, I spent in relative peace, though I did maintain several good sized fleets around my core systems, got a few allies, crappy allies, but still allies, well, until one of them pissed off an Empire RIGHT ON MY FREAKING BOARDER, I launched an invasion of their space to keep them from wiping out two of my pacifist allies with three fleets of 10k each, eh.

They pulled back 4 fleets of 11k each and attacked my homeworld the instant I left, rekt, eh.

Tony Baminaboni
Group Admin

5256573 This is why you try to make friends out of Fallen Empires. Especially the Enigmatic Observer classified empires.
They will utterly MOP anyone that pisses them off.

5257280

Wasn't a fallen Empire, just a fanatic xenophode militarist one, eh.

And we'd been sharing boarders since the start of the game so our relations with them were already down at like -325 on boarder friction and throwing insults at each other for over two centuries, eh.

Tony Baminaboni
Group Admin

5258238 gg.

Just stack defenses at the borders.
Its a good deterrent.

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