4872190 Best letter ever! 10/10. Twilight would be proud.

4872199 I am glad that you approve of my random letter.

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4872219

4872222 *Puts a knife to your mouth* Wanna know how I got these scars?

4872223 Not really.

4872225 My father was..... A drinker.... And a fiend. One night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. Daddy doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, he takes the knife, he turns to me and says, 'Why so serious?'. He comes closer. 'WHY so SERIOUS'? He sticks the knife in my mouth aaaaannnnnnnddddd................. Why so serious? *Pretends to stab you*

4872235 Go home Joker, your drunk.

4872276 That is, word-by-word, what he says.

4872279 He needs to lay off the special plants.

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4872325

4872379

4872380 But The Joker is still awesome. ^0^

4872388 Yeah he is.

4872391 Yesh indeed.

4872398 Watching The Dark Knight, and loving it like always. ^0^

4872402

4872507 I love this freaking movie. ^0^

4872508 I love everything Batman.

4872516 But not as much as me!

4872518 I liked Batman waaaaay before you were even born.

4872528 But I like him even more! I know more stuff about him than you.

4872535 I think we like him the same Little Taco. Batman is the best.

4872582 Yes he is!!! But I still know what year he came out in, what he was in his Serials, and what the inspiration for him was.

4872748 I know what Batman did last summer.

4872768 O_O HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT MY TEENAGER BASEMENT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

4872776 I know everything. I even know what Batman did at band camp.

4872786 FUCK!!!!!! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!?!?!?!?! I SWEAR TO GOD, SHE SAID SHE WAS 18!!!!!!!!!!!

4872800 I even know what you did...at the company Christmas party.

4872810 OH FUCK!!!!!!! HOW?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??! I SWEAR! SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS OF AGE!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!

4872819 And also...at Walmart.

4872844 Oh GOD!!!! I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT TIME!!!! SHE SAID IT WAS OKAY!!!!! WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ALL OF THIS STUFF UP?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! SHE DROPPED CHARGES WHEN SHE REALIZED IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!! BECAUSE IT WAS!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!!!!!

4872846 And also...Alaska. That poor, poor penguin.

4872898 SHUT UP!!!!

4872925 Oh by the way, Batman didn't really do any of that stuff. He's too awesome for all of that.

4872933 Well I did it before I became Batman. So. Like. When I was 5.

4872941 Naw. Not then either. At 5 Batman was building things with Legos. It was so cute.

4872952 Well that's what I did in my downtime. I did other things the other times.

4872974 In your down time you watched Blue's Clues. Then you watched Bob Ross for like twelve hours straight and baked some cookies.

4872990 And I had more time. ^-^

4872997 Then you played flashlight tag with some friends, played hide and seek, and cried when the kid around the corner took your bike.

4873007 Yes!!! He stole my bike!!! Sometimes.... I crie everytim!!!

4873011 Don't worry, a dragon ate him later. So justice was served.

4873019 Yay!!!

4873028

Letter to self:

Dear Princess Star,

I know you are insecure about what you are, but hiding what you are serves no real purpose, you really do need to get past your insecurities regarding being an Alicorn Princess of an Unknown Destiny, take for example, Princesses Cadence and Twilight Sparkle, did they always know their own destiny? No, they did not, but their Destinies did find them all the same and yours will come, when it does, do not be afraid of it, take it, embrace it, it is part of what you are and will define you when the time is right.

But for now, take your time, you are eternal and their is no rush, just do what you always have done, help others, and be the caring soul you are and just do your best.

Your faithful student, Princess Passions Star.

4875628 That's a great letter. :) I enjoyed reading it.

4872190

DeAr PrInCeSs CrEsAnT,

I'M CoMiNg FoR YoU!!!!

SiGnEd,

ThE ReD HoOd.