Hi there. You lost, pal? Or did you just so happen fall into my Wisdom Hole?

What to expect here? Well...let me put it this way...did you happen to enjoy James Cameron's Avatar? Yes? Well, prepare to be informed in a variety of ways as to why you're fucking retarded and the single best argument for partial birth abortions.

This a group composed of myself and a small, elite body of like-minded sycophants who will be reviewing films, television programs, and even animation in order to bring artistic integrity to the hedonistic horse-fuckers of Fimfiction.net. So brace your ass and clench those cheeks tight, because you're about have your nostalgia blinders forcibly removed and reinserted elsewhere.

My team of surprisingly well-adjusted sex offenders will each provide his/her perspective of a critique in subsequent order. Each critic will post his/her opinion with color coded text. The critics will decide amongst themselves as to which color they'd like by means of a Thunderdome bout. The losers will both be sodomized and assigned an ugly-ass color. Like magenta. Yuck.

Once the reviews are posted, you may read them. With your eyes.

Virtually all types of buttholish behavior will be permitted, but the line is drawn when legality comes into question. (I.e. drug dealing, death threats, soliciting sex to minors, etc.) Pony stuff is welcome to discuss in relation to whatever's being reviewed, but please resist the urge to fuck horses until you've left the premises. Anyone at all can join and comment, and members can suggest subject material for us to review and proffer their counter-criticisms if need be. Intelligent discussion is encouraged but not required. If you want your post to devolve into an indiscernible series of chimpanzee-esque grunts and shrieks, you are allowed the freedom to do so. But don't get butthurt when someone calls you on it. Don't like someone? Block them. Reporting will be handled by myself and a fellow mod.

If you bring the admins into a personal spat where your sensibilities were challenged to get someone banned, then you yourself will be banned. Don't be an overly sensitive baby. Grow up and learn to deal with adversity.

If you'd like to submit a private criticism or a suggestion for a review (I.e. Dr. Buttlove: How I Learned to Stop Clenching and Love the Plug), feel free to PM either myself or one of my review contributors. We will promptly ignore you and cry ourselves to sleep in a fetal position.

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, MAN?