A capitalist, a worker, and an immigrant are sitting around a table with thirteen cookies. The capitalist takes twelve of them. Then, he whispers to the worker: "Pssst, I think the immigrant wants to steal your cookie!"

Under communism, how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, of course. But it takes an entire community to raise that one person.

There once were a cricket and an ant. The ant was working hard every day to produce food for the winter, while the cricket was playing her guitar all day, improving her musical skills while cheering up the ant. Then, winter came, and the cricket starved to death, while the ant perished from burnout and physical exhaustion. Lesson: Capitalist division of labor hurts everybody.

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Uh-huh.

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5593400 yea

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You do know that NSFW images are not allowed on Fimfiction groups anyway, regardless of whether or not the group they're posted in is labeled NSFW?

You also do know that as a group leader it is your responsibility to not only know these things, but to police them?

You also do know that I'm talking about a certain thread in your shitposting group, right?

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Communist jokes aren't funny...

Unless everyone gets them.