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Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

This is what Techpriest and crustacean talk about...

ron_Galley is now Online.
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Sorry internet cut out
Iron_Galley: no prob
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: I'm typing up the destruction of our regiment
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Check out the group when you checkk next
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: and join meh when done
Iron_Galley: Hmm
Iron_Galley: Invite again
Iron_Galley: it didn't join
Iron_Galley: It's not letting me :c
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: y nawt?
Iron_Galley: dunno
Iron_Galley: says unknown join event
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Mods are conflicting
Iron_Galley: Damn
Iron_Galley: Wow. Much war. Very Dawn. So 2.
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: yes
Iron_Galley: I think I broke my something during that last battle
Iron_Galley: My eyes are on fire m8. Imma catch a break
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Ok
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: I'mma go back to wrecking newby nids
Iron_Galley: Aye aye. Good games btw
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: I agree, except for the calderis map, that was the worst match!
Iron_Galley: Yeah
Iron_Galley: Such carnage...
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: 2sed4me
Iron_Galley: i crei everitim
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: found more heretics!!!!
Iron_Galley: D:
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: MOAR GOD DAMN SOLAR HERETICS!
Iron_Galley: BLAM THEM ALL!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Link is in group!
Iron_Galley: Hellhound charge!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: CHARGE!!
Iron_Galley: Y'know, Imma make a 3rd Comic
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: I'm all for that. what about?
Iron_Galley: B-B-B-B-BANEBLAAAAAADES!
Iron_Galley: ...and their relatively short lifespan
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Ok, does it involve us giving them suicide orders
Iron_Galley: Nope
Iron_Galley: Just really bad luck
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Ok... and tons of nids?
Iron_Galley: Yup
Iron_Galley: Tons of them
Iron_Galley: What was the name of the cute ones?
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: rippers
Iron_Galley: Good
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Hey... looks like hardwons up.
Iron_Galley: Huzza! The Recruiting Officer/Commissar is with us!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Yep, and she's saying she wants a game with you but can't log on cause I'm logged on.
Iron_Galley: Hmm
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: whats up
Iron_Galley: Not much. Priest and I just finished a massive round of 'nid hunting
Iron_Galley: and I'm working on a 3rd Comic
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: ... I'm still priest... I said whats up cause you said Hmm!
Iron_Galley: Oooohhh
Iron_Galley: lel
Iron_Galley: Sorry, can't tell
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Why can't you tell?
Iron_Galley: It's difficult when you're sharing the account
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: oh
Iron_Galley: yeah :P
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: You doing that comic or just being you?
Iron_Galley: Doing the comic
Iron_Galley: Trying to figure out the first panel
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: kk
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Hmm
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Hardwon is being mean, she's pming me to let her use the account.
Iron_Galley: lel
Iron_Galley: The joys of sharing!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: I don't like sharing!
Iron_Galley: But sharing is caring!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Nein, sharing is communist!
Iron_Galley: :O
Iron_Galley: I never saw it that way!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Exactly, so sharing is imperiumistic
Iron_Galley: Hmm
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: I noticed she sorta raped you...
Iron_Galley: Happens every thursday :c
Iron_Galley: Bad luck of mine, I guess
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: You have to enjoy life?
Iron_Galley: Gotta see the positive side of things!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Enjoy teh rapiness!
Iron_Galley: Hooray?
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: no... just no...
Iron_Galley: :c
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Its HUZZAH!
Iron_Galley: HUZZA?
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: You seen newtrekkees post in group forum.
Iron_Galley: yee
Iron_Galley: He beat me to the comic!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: ... he's evil!
Iron_Galley: D:
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: yes... a true heretic! So is slaneesh.
Iron_Galley: Whatever shall we do?!
Iron_Galley: Slaanesh is my commander! D:
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: Slaneesh refused to fire upon the solar heretics!
Iron_Galley: D:
Iron_Galley: That is horrible!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: I agree
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: SPAM OF GUARDSMAN!!!
Iron_Galley: ATTACK!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: AND IF YOU DIE, I GET YOUR PAY CHECKS!
Iron_Galley: BEST STRATEGY EVER ,SIR!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: I KNOW, CAUS IT INVOLVES EXCESSIVE SACRIFICE!
Iron_Galley: FOR THE EMPEROR?!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: YES, FOR THE PAYCHE- I MEAN EMPEROR!
Iron_Galley: FOR THE PAYCHEMPEROR! CHARGE!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: HAHAHA paychecmperor he handles our pays!
Iron_Galley: THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
Iron_Galley: OUR BANK ACCOUNTS!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: EXACTLY!
Iron_Galley: FEAR NO DEBT! THE PAYCHEMPEROR MAINTAINS OUR BALANCE POSITIVE!
Iron_Galley: SPEEEEEND!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: SPEEND ON BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEBLADES
Iron_Galley: Sir! Sir! We're running out of cash, and the discounts are ending!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: WHAT!!!! FIND MORE DISCOUNTS, USE THE EMERGECY COUPONS!
Iron_Galley: SIR YES SIR!
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: *Entire regiment runs into a shop titled "BANEBLADE DISCOUNTS AT 75% OFF FOR TECHPRIESTS"*
Iron_Galley: *Leman Russ Battle Tanks are at buy one get two free*
Iron_Galley: Every Guardsman rushes the counter
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: THIS COUPON LETS US BUY 2 AND GET 6 FREE
Iron_Galley: BY THE PAYCHEMPEROR!
Iron_Galley: Squad Morale Restored
Techpriest Engnseer/ Hardwon: I FEEL LIKE

4260761 Heh heh heh... smart lads, ain't we?

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4260774 ... I lost all respect in you for a moment

4260778 :c It was just a moment of weakness!

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4260784 Yes but this proves you males obsession with a paycheck.

4260790 :c But it was the God Emperor of Paychecks...

4260790
Everyone obsesses over a paycheck. It's money, your entire life revolves around it.

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