3rd GUARDS RIFLES 27 members · 0 stories
Comments ( 47 )
  • Viewing 1 - 50 of 47
Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/206512/princess-celestias-personal-army

I just found our enemy!!!!!

Shall I temp join the group and spam Lunarian Propaganda?

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4258879
Nay, they would be only ... "collateral damage to the enemy civilian population".

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4258992
:facehoof: Those are civies.

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259013
They are barely more hostile than a canadian riot!

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259049 Nay, they carry the seeds of rebellion! those seeds can grow into a uprising that could destabilize the sector!

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259056
How? Celestia is dead.

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259063 Nay, she lives... just don't let the public know.

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259066
...is she at least inside a Cryptum or something like that?

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259069 Nay, she roams free in the warp!

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259071
She might as well be dead in that case.

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259076 Nay, the wench is a daemon!

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259079
Is she a chaos god?
No?
A bunch of flying Baneblades should fix that.

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259092 But even the weakest can incite a chaotic insurgence, we must not have another tallarn on our hands!

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259101
One of our Commanders is a chaos god. :ajbemused:

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259107 Yes, but you smexy chaos god!

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259111
:facehoof: You see, this is why we still have enemies.

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259125 Who? Us or the imperium?

Slaaneth
Group Contributor
Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259140 Hmm, We have 1 enemy and I just assaulted them where they lie!

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259142
Those were a bunch of hipsters!

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259150 They stated they were members of the tyrants military! we have crushed them!

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259152
They do not even have adequate sidearms!

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259170 Meh, they chose their side of the war, they pay the price!

Slaaneth
Group Contributor
Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259192 Don't give me that look!

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259198
At least we have an excuse...

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259207
for the live target firing exersize

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259221
How did I even get into this army?

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259240 Techy conscripted you and slammed you into the command position.

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259243
This is Red vs. Blue: 40000
the RP.

Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259266 Essentially yes.

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259269
I will go and install a speaker for the Baneblade's machine spirit to use.

Slaaneth
Group Contributor
Commissar Hardwon
Group Admin

4259301 No need to install one.

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4259304
WHEEEEERE?

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4261617
current location unknown

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4261770
...Commander Boreal?

Slaaneth
Group Contributor

4261776
The bloody magpies would steal holy terra if they could...

  • Viewing 1 - 50 of 47