Welcome with hearts and hugs, Eris the Goddess of Chaos!
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Eris+Goddess+of+Chaos

Don't worry Eris, we won't bite....

well, maybe Adagio and Ultron will, but not anyone else

4046792 I don't know, I might bite

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you're my daughter, remember?

i brought you into this world, i can take you out

4046792 Are you sure this isn't another alt account?

I'll say hello tomorrow. I'm almost comatose and I need a beer. Say hi for me.

4046804 but I have become a permanent fixture of existence life itself insures my well being

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this isn't an alternate account, but after speaking with her, i find we share many things in common

it's like the "Gay Aria Blaze" account that popped up about a couple a days ago... i want to think it's Lesbian Adagio Dazzle, but i can't be so sure it is either...

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girl, i break and rewrite laws of the existence

i am existence. i control it. i am chaos. i control it. i am Eris. you are Butterkeet. i control you.

4046815 sure you can try to get rid of me, but I am pretty sure that that would cause a paradox

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paradox can be rewritten by me.

4046827 I don't think you quite understand the extent to which I permeate reality and all other like dimensions

4046827 Just as Cronus surpassed Uranus and Zues did Cronus I may one day rise higher than you imagined possible.

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i don't think you quite understand how w̡̡̖̙͔̫͔͈͕̜͊̊͛̾̂͐͑̎̀ọ̴̵̢̟͓̩̞̃̃́̌͝o̶̡̳̠͚̥̭̗͙̱ͣͨͨ͊͊̓͊ͨ͑ͪ̃̃̇̈́̍͐̑̚͠ͅo̶̢̱͖̠͉̹̰̟̞̟̙͙̱̦͕̫̅͊̋͛̾̿̒̿̑͆ͫ̂̓ͣ̀̚ i'm gonna fucking ẘ̸̨̛̯̳̳̰͉͕̩̜̩̩̘̓̾ͧ̐̌̆ͬ́̕͡ͅo̧̼̱̼̤̦̱͓̗̣͉̤̒ͦ͊̾ͥͮͮ͛͘͡o͛̋ͮ̉̆͏̛͉͚̣̙͇̬̀o̶̐ͮ͑̍ͩ̃̈́͊̓ͮ̐ͧ̿ͭ̓ͮ̀̅ͨ͏̘͙͍͈͖y̟͈̤͇ͣͨ́͆̇́̓͛ͣ͋̅ͧ͢͜͟ą̷̵̦̬͍̺̣̤̗͒ͮͦ͌̒̌̂̎̏ͧ̽ͯ̎̊ͮ͒̚a̸̮͈̣͇̣̰͇̬̺͎̤͔ͧͥ͂̿ͪ̈́ͤ̂͋̒͗ͭͤ͘͘ḩ̛̖͕̠͕̖̫͈̼̫ͧͧ̏ͦ̀͠ but your a̵ͪ̅̂̌̍̔̾̐ͩ͑̔̍̈̓̌ͤ͂̚͝҉͍͖̟̥̰͙̝͕n̢̪̻̗̘͚͔̠͇̮̪̻͍͂̓͂͋ͨ̊̄̈́͋͊͐͑̚͞ͅư͈̫̫̪̹̪̤̋̃̾͐͑̈̓̓́̀͝s̵̞̬̗̩͉̟͕͕̤̫̩͉͙̟̰͕͇̳̒̆̃ͨ̌ͭ̐ͣͬ̈́ͬ͗ͧ̔̇ͅ will be fucking mine you ç̡̦̬͓̖͈̻͎̩͈̬̟̮̦͚̙̪̥ͮͣ̽͂ͅh̸̴̞̺̫̙̖̩̺̬̻͇͓̥̞̩̺̣̏ͥ̋̋ͩ̈ͤͭ̀̉ͮͧ͋ͥ̅͠͠i̢̻̪̠̤͙͒͊ͪ̈́̈́̈́͊̂̊̓́̑͋ͮ͝͡c̴̢̛̭̣̠̜͖̥͉̠̦͉̤̲͎̘̺͚̮ͮͨ̃̂̀̅̽̆̇ͫ͞k̨̢̗͍̠̠̺͙̲̩̝͉̰̰̖̟̻̗ͦ̀̉̄̌̇̌͊ͦ͛̿ͥ̓̔̿̈eͮ̀̿ͮ̓̓͗̓̓ͥ̚͏̷̸̩̗̙̘͜n̸̲͕̳̳̤̭̖͉̟̝͔̼̪̝ͤ̔ͪ̄ͥ̿ͥ̔͡͝͡ͅf̴̡̢̪̱͙͑̓̒̊ͮͬ̄͌̓̈́ͩ͂̈͗ͭͬͧ̓ų̛̫̞͎̙̳̮̩̱͗̉͒̓͢c̛͋́̓ͩ͐͂̑̆͌ͤͬ̋̃͗̉͐͗̎̚͏̺̯͙̳͍̤̼̻̱̪͜k̄͂̃ͤ́ͫͫ̊͌̆҉̵̸̫̝͚̩̫̮̞̕ͅéͪͯͭ̃̀҉̯̞͓̮̹̰͖̦͖̳͈̣̜̘̼͖̭͝r̢͉̭̱̩̱͚̲͔̩̠̟̯͉̪̼͙͍͚̪̿ͭ̄ͨ͘͜͡a̷̵̧̧̠̙͉̠̳̥̜͍̱̳̰̮͉̦̾̃͋ͦͧ̌ͦ̌͂̕ͅs̨͙̤͖̹͔̳̦͔͖̩̳̓̓̂͗͌̈́̃͑ͭ͂ͬ̋ͮ̽̑̚͟͝͡ͅş̡͖̮͈̞̹͕̭͕ͫ͊̎̽̅̈́̒̒̀͟m̧̲̱͔̗̳̻͎̗̟̤̞͑̏ͣ̆̋ͪ̆͐͆́ͯͭ̌ͪ͝͡ơ̫̬̮̠̦̳͈̮͎̯ͮ̔͆̾͋̅̐ͨ͂̓̈́͗ͯ͊ͦ̈̃̒͘͜͝t͇͕̲̤̬̟̩̫̓̑̊ͯ͛̐̀ͪ̅͊̃͛ͪ̄̏̋͢͞h̶̢̛̺̘̯̜̜̣̦͍̘̳̱̯̬̩́ͫ͌̋͑ͅȩ̷̠͇̟̻̗̝̠̝̫̮̭̙̤̻͕̫̿̅͑̌ͬͯͬͬ́̚ŗ̷̴̝͓̤̪̈́͒̓ͭ͒̈́͆͡ḟ̢̧̤̖̣͈̱̜͓̟̞̫͎̰̳̙̽̿͐́͘u̜̫͚̦͉̠̬͕͔̳̖̻̺̙̻͉͐ͣ̄̿̐̅̈̌̂̃ͯͣ̅̀ͩ̔ͫͤ́̚͢͝͞ͅc̹͎̩̣̲̅̿̒̂̎̓ͫ̓͡ķ̢̹͍͈̬͔̟̥̲̮̠̼͕̫̫͉̬̲͕͈́ͧͣ̂ͩ͛̓ͧ̎̊ͮͥ͛̏̊ͨ̒͟͜͞ê̵̛͉͖͍̜̪͇͉̖̝̦̾̊̎̈́́ͣ̈́ŗ̠̬̙͎͙͚̻̙̞̰̳̳͚̬̩̘̬̗͕̊̆ͥͫͦͭ͠ are you ready to fucking die?

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chickenhucker motherfucker

calling your daughter a motherfucker, why does that sound like an invitation?

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you're good
*turns you into cheesecake and eats you*
too good

4046855 *disolves your liver from the inside* I'm a liiiittle bit toxic

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*liver heals and purifies my blood*

you fail... nothing shall work on me, Skeet

4046878 or will it?
*Suddenly incontinence!* I said that I am toxic

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*Vocifery activates*

AND I SAID I COULD HANDLE IT

*my energy pressures you into a cube, and i materialize your physical form in front of me and i stab you in the chest*

4046894 that is only the half of me still inside of you. The other half is currently a puddle of mush on the floor under you.

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And I create you a full being again. We can do this all day.

4046919 its seven o'clock, 'all day' want be that long if we stay in this dimension. We won't though *falls over backwards and through the floor*

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*grabs you and falls with you*

4046975 *we are now in a dimension made entirely out of long bolts of cloth. The cloth is mostly a velvety texture and all of them are different colours. It seems to be endless, all of these curtains. I wrest myself from your grip and bolt off through the maze of fabric, disippearing into the billowy sheets*

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*i follow you, changing some of the curtains into hamburgers*

4046802 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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-Exodia, we're done here.