This is a scientific truth.

Why yes, I do happen to be fond of Fluttershy. Why do you ask?

Twilight Sparkle, mad scientist.

"I think so, Brain, but..."

Despite what some people on Derpibooru seemed to think, this is using Pinkie to mock people who are behaving badly, not a knock against Pinkie herself.

4461139 It's okay! We still love you....'re cute captions.

For those unfamiliar with the gentleman on the bottom, his name is Thomas Dolby.

For all of those fics that exist just to manipulate your emotions...

"Nopony must ever know about my fetishes!"

As I said when I uploaded this one to Derpibooru, "I’ve felt this way about a lot of fan art, fanfics, and forum posts."

After finding only a single pony pic that adequately expressed this sentiment, I decided to make more.

As I said on Derpibooru:

This image is not a knock against Sweetie Belle.
It’s using Sweetie Belle to make fun of whiny people online.

But as usual -- as you can see from the votes -- nobody pays any attention.

I forgot about this one! This, I believe, may have been my very first effort to caption ponies.
And how did I forget it, you might ask? Well, 'cause I didn't personally upload it to Derpibooru.

Nope, I uploaded it anonymously to its predecessor, the original Ponibooru. (I hadn't bothered registering an account 'cause I didn't like that haphazard way that things were run there.) After that died and Derpibooru was born, someone else uploaded it to the new site: https://www.derpiboo.ru/20201

(And while I can't prove that it was me, you can see that it's pretty much in the style of my early stuff. Those pics were captioned using an old image editor, so I didn't have the outline options like I do with the online captioning/editing tool I use these days.)

I posted this to Derpibooru during the hiatus and kind of forgot about it...

"Arise, discussion topic! Trixie commands it!"