You're a little bitch and I hate you. I count the moments until your inevitable death, and I'll never be satisfied until you're scorched earth.

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I hate you as well, you vile penis licking cunt. I look forward to hearing about your misadventures in prostitution and AIDS every day, as they bring joy to my cold blackened heart.

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I want you dead, you shit-devouring cretin. it's my hope that one day you'll be all alone and I'll come out of fucking nowhere and hamstring you with a piece of barbed wire, leaving you bleeding and immobile while I cum on your face from a safe distance, laughing at your cries of pain.

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I hope you're ready to eat those words you crusty-fingered cheeto-munching piece of shit, because one of these days I will find you out cold on the floor of some motel room, soaked in HIV-filled cum from head to toe with fat naked men all around you. And I will laugh, we will all laugh, and then we'll start pissing all over you already-desecrated body. And then we'll laugh some more as you're unable to even crawl away.

3262418
Keep flapping those lips, you prepubescent abomination, and I'll peel them from your already-grotesque face. The only thing keeping me from tracking you down and violently raping you with my serrated echidna-like penis until you die from internal hemorrhaging is the calming satisfaction I get from a reoccurring dream each night. One where I come unopposed into your home, slit open your throat and take a massive ogre shit into the bloody hole, filling your esophagus.

3262470
Oh yeah? Well you're a butt-face meanie-pants!

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I bet you eat boogers every day of the week, even Wednesday!

3262516
*Gasp!* How did you know?!

You probably still wet the bed, buttmunch!

3262520
IT'S A MEDICAL CONDITION!
At least I don't kiss every boy!

3262559
THAT WAS ONE TIME!
I bet you still wear diapers!

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ONLY BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPER COMFORTABLE!
I bet you're a smelly republican!

3262574
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

3262576
I'm rubber, you're glue. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

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shiet