...I technically killed this character twice, and nobody mourned him or even noticed the second time. For shame.

You may think I regret my actions, but I DON'T. I'D DO IT AGAIN. YOU HEAR ME? I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN.

*cough* https://www.fimfiction.net/group/202525/rest-in-peace-iron-hoof

Iron Hoof lives to die. I like to imagine that he exists in every story's universe, and always dies before he's 30.