Here me out:

He's a Pony named Richard "Dick" Wang, and his life stinks. His roommate is a ballsack, his neighbor is an asshole, and his landlord beats him and strokes him weirdly. Then one day, he has a new friend, who everyone else insists is a pussy, but he loves her very much...Until he is faced by a rival, Johnson, who is better than Dick in every way...Now Dick Wang must overcome the obstacles of his life in order to win the heart of his beloved!!

So, what do you think?

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Burn it.

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It was all for a joke!