Here are the Rules:
#1: No breathing!
#2: You are required to break rule#1
#3: You are guilty of nothing important!!
#4: No Democrats!
#5: No Republicans!
#6: No Libertarians!
#7: No Independents!
#8: I am Just going to ban you anyway, so why even bother?
#9: You must add stories to as few folders as possible.
#10: You must add stories to as many folders as possible!!
#11: If you do add stories to the folders anyway you shall be banned!
#12: No males!
#13: No females!
#14. Jaywalking is strictly forbidden!!!
#15: *Robotnik voice* P3NISH!!!
#16: All food must be Gluten-free!
#17: No capitalism you sell-out!!
#18: No socialism you damn commie!!
#19: Worship me!!!
#20: Mechagodzilla is best Pony.
#21: Eggplant are great alternatives to rubber tires.
#22: If you read all the rules, you're going to be banned.
#23: No Christians!
#24: No Atheists!!
#25: No Muslims!
#26: No Wicca!
#27: No Buddhists!
#28: No Jews!
#29: No Sikhs!
#30: No Parsis!
#31: Everything that is not forbidden is compulsory.
#32: I'm sexy and I know it!
#33: Not putting any stories in folders results in banning.
#34: Ultraman is best Doctor.
#35: You're not cool. You're dumb. If that bothers you, that's too bad.
#36: Green is not a creative color.
#37: Nobody downvotes like Gaston!
#38: Nobody steals music like Gaston!
#39: Nobody shits like Gaston!
#40: Nobody's dick is incredibly thick as Gaston's!!
#41: No straight people!
#42: No gay people!
#43: No bisexual people!
#44: No Omnisexual people!
#45: Barrack Obama is a space alien.
#46: George W. Bush is also a space alien.
#47: Jimmy Carter is a space alien.
#48: Lyndon B. Johnson was a space alien.
#49: Richard Nixon was a space alien.
#50: All ice-cream belongs to me!!!!!
#51: YouTube Poop is an art.
#52: All females are required to wear bikinis.
#53: Nothing that even seems like a sarcastic talk of something called "rebellion". I am your loving dictator!!
#54: If you have made it this far, you are probably going to be banned.
#55: This is a democracy: You are required to vote for me!

Just kidding, the only rules are, maintain a good sense of humor, and don't be a dick! Other than that, do whatever the heck you want!!

Pfft. Don't even come close to my dictatorship's rules.

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Hm... ...enlighten me...

2833912

You... do not know who he is do you?

2833921
Not really.

2833912 You need to add the following rules:

1) All ice-cream belongs to me.

There. No one will be happy anymore.

2833937
Fixed!

2833925
Think of the most controversal admin in one of the largest groups in the last month.

2833941 I am so incredibly flattered.

2833940

I used to go by the name Iron Gauntlet.

2833947

",,,And the butthurt levels did grow three sizes that day"

2833947
What the-?! You?! But the new name and avi are so freaking cute!!

Well, HiE was a crummy group anyway, so maybe some tough love was needed to be given to that group, when it gets right down to it. Smiles is a great person though, made evident that she did not defend herself anywhere near as much as her friends did.

Whatever your past, you are perfectly welcome to this group any time! Just remember the only two rules that matter!

2833960 Yar, the new name is adorable, And yeah! The group's much better now. Haven't had any problems in a very long while, and the whole controversy thing died as well. After it exploded and Dapper got involved, everything calmed down without any big results. I won the revolution!

I honestly believe it's gotten better. And thanks! I like this group. It's good to laugh at ourselves every once in a while.

2833952 It is known. Thankfully, the group has since seen the error of its ways, and it has all been calm.

2833985

Because all of the shit-posters moved. Admist lots of whinging.

2834094 Much victory was had that day.