who here lives in milwaukee

MILWAUKEE WISCONSIN RULES GO PACKERS BUCKS AND BREWERS

347839 eeyup

347675 eeyup!

And that is why Wisconsin is king over the Midwest... We are the center of attention, we kicked California's ass when they tried stealing our cheese, and we can hold our own against Minnesota peasants.. all without leaving our seats. ;)

347660 I've learned more about Wisconsin in your posts than I have at school. My teacher is from Colorado and is fairly obsessed with Devil's Lake...all our writing stuff that he did is about Devil's Lake. Devil's Lake is home to Baraboo Quartzite and you can see the waves in the friggin' ground, that's how well preserved and awesome it is. Wisconsin cheese is incredibly good, and Door County cherries are hands down some of the best cherries you would ever have. Like boiled fish? Come to Wisconsin and we'll hook yu up with a fish boil. People tending the boils work without protection, outside, next to blistering and gigantic fires that could easily severely burn them. And the fish from Lake Michigan is freaking awesome.
Cheese.
That is all.

347662 if Minnesota was so good. Ya really wouldn't have to protect it, it would protect itself. Those are actual records. If Minnesota has someone like you protecting it, they are gonna need a life vest... Oh and hey.... Idiot notice:

Its Minnesota vs Wisconsin, not Wisconsin versus the world. But hey at least we'd stand a chance against the world. More than minnesota that is.

347660 More than half of those arguments mean NOTHING, to the rest of the world.

347658 and you gave me about 10...,16 of your reasons are complete bullshit. Who other than a Minnasotan has ever heard of the trashmen?

347658 challenge accepted:

Taken from the 2011 record books:

#1 Our cheese is simply better than yours.

Wisconsin cheese is amazing. It's hands down the best in the country. Sure, we are absorbing tons more cholesterol and saturated fat than you, but you only live once!

#2 We have a baseball team called the friggin' beers.

Yeah that's right our baseball team is called the Milwaukee Brewers. If you've seen the movie baseketball you know they parodied our team, but it's so true. Our baseball team is pretty much called the beers. It's awesome.

#3 I eat your weight in brats every year, but i'm still in better shape than you are.

Did you know that brats are a food group? What's that you say? They're not? IN WISCONSIN THEY ARE!!

#4 We're pretty good at football.

Last year the packers won the superbowl, the Badgers played in the Rose Bowl, and UW Whitewater won the division 3 NCAA national championship for the second year in a row. Whitewater has played in every NCAA championship since 2004. Our high school teams aren't bad either.

#5 We're pretty much immune to the cold.

Most humans have trouble adjusting to temperatures around twenty below zero fahrenheit. We jump in the water and pretend that we're polar bears.

#6 We're the home of the driftless area.

That's right, at one point in time we had an area of the state that was so bad ass it flipped off a glacier and told it to go flatten some other part of the country... That's how tough Wisconsin is.

#7 We have devil's lake

This place is amazing. It's one of the most beautiful places in the country. If you make a trip here you have to visit it.

>>> http://www.devilslakewisconsin.com/ <<<

#8 Do not challenge someone from Wisconsin to a snowball fight.

You will lose. Hands down. Not only do we have experience but miller light numbs pain.

#9 Tip back your glass!

Wisconsin has five major breweries and over 25 microbreweries. Most of them are pretty good!

#10 Wisconsin is kind of shaped like a glove.

What? Florida is shaped like a penis. Would you rather have that?

#11 Our river will eat you. Do not go swimming.

The Wisconsin river is dangerous. The only two rivers in the world that are more dangerous are the Nile and the Amazon, and they are dangerous because of what lives in them. The Wisconsin river has extremely swift currents and deadly whirl pools. This one is no joke, stay away from the river!

#12 We have a lot of cows. Be jealous.

We have approximately 1,279,000 cows here in Wisconsin. If we equipped our cows with weapons and marched them into Canada we could probably take it over. That's what i'm talking aboot!

#13 With great cows comes a great deal of milk.

Any day that I don't drink a gallon of milk is a bad day. I'm pretty much addicted.

#14 Contrary to popular belief cows will not eat you.

Apparently people from urban areas are scared to death of cows. Cows are pretty docile. They are like big dogs and are usually much more afraid of you than you are of them.

#15 Wisconsin is the birthplace of greatness!

Heather Graham was born in Wisconsin. So was Chris Farley, Gene Wilder, Willam Dafoe, Frank Caliendo, Bob Uecker, Kurtwood Smith, Bud Selig, ANNNNNNDDD the Gideon bible! I know the Gideon Bible isn't a person but I had to include it in this list. Don't forget Les Paul the legendary inventor of the electric guitar! That guy ruled!

#16 If you are from another state do not... i repeat DO NOT try to out drink someone from Wisconsin.

You may have tipped back a few in your day, but people from Wisconsin are trained professionals. Attempting to out drink someone from Wisconsin can lead to serious injury and or death.

#17 The leading alcohol Consuming Countries in the world are as follows;

#3 Finland, #2 Ireland, and #1 Wisconsin. Yes, Wisconsin actually becomes a country in the category of alcohol consumption. Due to the massive quantities of football, beer, cheese, and brats once a party starts it rarely stops.

#18 Wolves are like big dogs, except for they are scary.

The Wisconsin wolf population is estimated at just over 800 animals. I saw one once standing on the side of the road on my way to work. They are sparse, and fairly afraid of humans, but I wouldn't wander the woods at night without a flash light and a weapon.

#19 Speaking of wolves...

About 31,000 black bears live in Wisconsin. Chances are that you're not going to get eaten in the woods by wild animals, but make sure you educate yourself before you decide to explore the wilderness.

#20 Wisconsin has more lakes than Minnesota.. deal with it!

Minnesota claims to be the land of 10,000 lakes and blah blah blah. Whatever! Wisconsin has more lakes and the Vikings suck!

#21 How about them apples?

Johnny friggin' appleseed was pretty much from Wisconsin. He planted tons of orchards shortly after he beat up Chuck Norris.

#22 On average...

Most people from Wisconsin can beat up Chuck Norris. He's not that tough. He would probably cry if he had to deal with the type of weather that we do.

#23 Cranberries? We got em'

Wisconsin is the leading producer of cranberries IN THE WORLD. That's right, no bladder infections here! (At least not for long)

#24 Muskies are scary big

Our state fish the musky can grow to be over a hundred pounds. That's pretty Gi-normous for a freshwater fish.

#25 If you don't like the weather...

Wait five minutes.. it'll change! Come visit us!

347657 At least it isn't something stupid like "forward"
We all know Wisconsin is moving BACKWARDS as far as the nations concerned.

347656 How does football mean anything, on a scale of Wisconsin being better? I just gave you 16 reasons why Minnesota is better, 16 legitimate reasons, if you don't give me fucking 17, Minnesota is the true godlike state.

347639 Minnesota's motto isn't even in ENGLISH. Are you serious? WISCONSIN FTW!!!!!

347654 more than half my reasons were footbll related because the super bowl was tonight.... And if that's all you have to say... Well it explains a lot if you have to yell. ;) if you're yelling it just proves I've peeved you. ;)

347653 *has a cheese curd bazooka aimed at Minnesota*
Wisconsin is a huge contributor to the nation. Wisconsin produces one third of the USA's cheese, and a fourth of it's butter. What does Minnesota give the nation?
A rapper, hockey, and a band named the "Trashmen". What the heck is that anyway, never heard of them!
Also, Wisconsin has cheese curds and our motto is 'Forward'. What is Minnesota's motto?
I will consult Googel and return to this discussion shortly.

347653 MORE THAN HALF OF YOUR REASONS WERE FOOTBALL RELATED. I don't get your logic here. No wonder Minnesota has the highest education rates in the country.

347649 none of those reasons make you any better, plus you're a pooptickler... That degrades Minnesota by a good 200 points already. So much trash infesting Minnesota.Minnesota has higher unemployment rates than us as of last month.

And the rest... Including hockey, just prove minnesota is Canada's bitch

Any pooptickler is a disgrace of a troll. I could detroll you in a heartbeat, and I'm not even a professional troll.

347637 Aight'
1. Professional Hockey
2. Extremely low unemployment rates.
3. Minnesota has less drunkards.
4. Minnesota doesn't have a imbecilic governor like Scott Walker.
5. Minnesota has more land than Wisconsin.
6. The Trashmen, who made this famous song.

7. Fucking Prince man.
8. Our state has high rates of health insurance.
9. Longer life-time expectancy.
10. We're not referred to as 'Cheeseheads'
11. Gay Marriage
12. We have the biggest mall in the country.
13. We have the best rated schools.
14. We can actually take the cold weather and go outside fucking NAKED.
15. Minnesotans are fucking tough.
16. Lakes. FUCKING. Lakes.
There. I just gave you SIXTEEN reasons. Minnesota master race, that is all.

347620 I should mention..... The reasons are true, but I welcome you to the bronies of Wisconsin.... It is an official club all over Wisconsin.... But if we get more than just wisconsinites... We might need to make it bronies of the Midwest....

347620 I will murder you.... I can give you one good reason why Wisconsin's better than minnesota. Or better 3.

1. Even with Brett Favre you couldn't get to a superbowl
2. Vikings haven't been to a superbowl in over 30 years. And have never won a single one.
3. Have you seen the Vikings record this year? More losses than wins by a long stretch... When's the last time minnesota had a 16-0 record??
4. Traffic
5. The only good thing Minnesota has is the MOA... And that's only in Minneapolis. What has the rest of Minnesota got.... Jack shit.

Well except for Austen leclaire.... But that's another story entirely
We will never forget!

Oops... I meant 5... And I got about 10 more lined up.... I'm just lazy as hell
Game. Set. Match. Period, now get the fuck outta Wisconsin. ;)

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