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THE GROUP IS DEAD!!!!! DO NOT EXPECT ME TO UPDATE THIS INFO

A group for those who follow 'The Creatures'. A band of eight gamers on YouTube who are generally known for their silliness and crude humor... Hello?

List of current Creatures:

• Kootra AKA Jordan
• UberHaxorNova AKA James
• DanzNewz AKA Dan
• ImmortalHD AKA Aleks

Creatures that are Inactive from the group but still is part of the group:
• ZeRoyalViking AKA Ze or Steven
• Sp00nerism AKA Sp00n or Nick

Creatures that are retired or that left the group:
•GassyMexican AKA Max (Was voted to be kicked out of the Group)
•SlyFoxHound AKA Eddie (Retired)
•GoldenBlackHawk AKA Kevin (Decided to leave the group Because the schedule wasn't working out for him)
· Dexterboy124 AKA Dex (Retired)
·SSoHPKC AKA Seamus (retired)

Facts about the creatures:
Kootra: Jordan was born in Montana and then moved to Scotland. After about five years out of the United States, he moved to Colorado. Kootra grew up being a pyromaniac after his uncle had bought him some fireworks. Before making videos, Kootra was an assistant greenskeeper at a golf course. Kootra began his Youtube career with Call of Duty 4 machinimas that were viewed on Machinima's main channel. He then continued to make Halo machinimas, such as Warthog Training and Suppressor.
Kootra then got into video editing and graphics, such as lens flares and 3D Modeling. He has been known to make machinimas using the Unreal Development Kit (UDK) which is the develpoment kit for the Unreal Engine. Jordan then got into commentating games such as Left 4 Dead and Modern Warfare 2 He then later got a Machinima Respawn contract. Kootra lives in Colorado. Jordan returned from finishing his secret Machinima project in LA, which ended up being a music video for The Crystal Method.
On August 27, 2014, he and some of the other Creatures were "swatted" by the local SWAT forces while he was streaming Counter Strike on Twitch. He was arrested, but later released without charge, along with the others.
Kootra is obsessive of game structures, such as static meshes and lens flares. He is also a fan of the Unreal engine.

The joke about Kootra's smell began in a Nova's Video

Kootra takes offense when others say that he used to be a caddy, not a greenskeeper.

The name "Kootra" was made by Jordan when he was thinking of a name that sounded like something from Star Wars.

Before he started using "Kootra" as his youtube name he went by the alias of "Spartacas280", but that was only for a short time.

Both Kootra and Monica are both avid St. Louis Cardinals fans and during Creature Talk and his videos the topic is brought up to the annoyance of his peers.

Kootra prounouces words differently sometimes, e.g. Zambie instead of Zombie or Snipper instead of Sniper.

Kootra is the only Creature that does not swear in his videos. (However, he has occasionally sworn in intense or frustrating situations, saying things such as "crap" and "pisses me off".)

Kootra got married to Monica on November 5, 2011, but they are no longer together, as he said in his post on The Creatures' subreddit. Likely ended around December 15, as that's when he stopped wearing his wedding ring.

All of his Cats' names are named after characters from Mass Effect.

One of Kootra's cats Wrex passed away on July 12, 2013 of a heart condition at the age of 2

Uberhaxornova: Nova started out making various Machinima videos on his channel in 2008 along with some short Let's Play videos of various games. He went on a small hiatus (roughly 2 months) while waiting for a new computer. Upon his return, he began posting videos on Machinima Respawn, which had just started. He soon started making commentaries, both for his channel and Machinima. Eventually the focus of his channel changed from machinima to commentaries on a whole. Not long after, he began doing a solo playthrough of Dead Rising 2, which turned into a multiplayer walkthrough featuring Sp00nerism. For the months to follow, he and Sp00n did various multiplayer series as well as continuing with solo videos. He also began making multiplayer videos with other Machinima makers and commentators, some also known as the Creatures, and soon became an official Creature himself. James' videos used to have an intro, in which his Creature walked across his YouTube name and then it pooped on it, he has also used artwork or 'title cards' also called thumbnails as intros in the past but now he only has an outro. James got his hair and beard bleached on Saturday July 26, 2014 for the charity A precious child. His hair was pink and his beard is blonde.

James has the most subscribers out of all the Creatures, with SSoHPKC.

He has a more up to date page on the Creature Wiki .

When James first started, his voice sounded much deeper. This was because of a program called Screaming Bee and a lack of "seriousness" in his commentaries.

Although he has failed to complete many games which he has played, Kootra has famously not completed many more, including series that he had created for Machinima.

James is the one that says "copyright" the most.

He likes poop jokes.

His ringtone is the Yoshi's Story theme.

James is allergic to crab as stated in his 404 Challenge special with Sp00n.

His original skin on Minecraft wasn't the Cookie Monster we know him as today. It was actually Chuck Greene, from Dead Rising 2.

James is acrophobiac.

He has snorted Fun Dip, twice. (The second one being during the 24 hour Creature stream.)

He was the first in the Creature House and chose the "Pink Room", But later changed his mind due to a too low temperature of the room. Whereas DanzNewz, fellow Creature, quite liked the coldness of the room.

James enjoys Lipton Iced Tea and Fruit Gushers and is still waiting on a sponsorship deal.
However, in November 2012 he got a limitied sponsorship deal with Nos Energy Drink, and The Creatures have had sponsored videos by Taco Bell and Pizza Hut

James voiced his own character called "Pogostick Man" on the famous indie game, Happy Wheels.

James believes it's unprofessional to eat and/or drink while commentating, yet he does both regularly.

James has danced and filmed himself twice while dancing in the Gumby suit. (Once for Creature Carl during a King Of The Web competition and the other time for Creature Coby/24hr
livestream milestone/100th CreatureHub uploaded.)

He is no longer living with Aleks (ImmortalHD) a fellow creature

He has a dog named Ein

DanzNewz: Danz got his name when he was twelve, he started a blog called Dans News where he'll put actual news on it. Though when he wanted to start, it was taken so he had to do Danz Newz. From then on it stuck and he now uses it almost everywhere.
Danz started getting into machinima when he got into the Grand Theft Auto game editor. He then started making The 360 Avatar, a series where Danz would voice-over his Xbox 360 Avatar talking. Danz then showed Machinima his work and they liked it and they gave him a spot.
Danz met the Creatures through Sp00n. Machinima put a description of one of Danz's videos in one of Sp00n's video. Danz contacted Machinima about it then contacted Sp00n about it. Sp00n and Danz then became friends after that. A short time after that, Sp00n introduced Danz to the Creatures, where Gassy and Danz became quick friends. He began doing gaming commentaries after meeting the Creatures and adopted what they did, having considered it before.
His personal life mostly involves bowling and watching movies. Danz has a brother, who is an indie film maker, who has made movies in the past, he and Danz are currently working on a movie called Desperate Measures. The movie is doing good, according to Danz, but there is some complications regarding the actors. As of February 21, 2013 Dan's become an uncle. His sister Kelly gave birth to a girl which she named Pennelope.
He is also known for his huge love for Batman, because of this he created a character named BatDanz which is Dan wearing a Batman mask and talking in a Batman-esque voice.

he doesn't follow Skyrim News.

He has a sister named Kelly.

He is a big fan of Batman and has a cardboard cutout in his room.

Dan uses the M-Audio Producer Microphone and Sony MDRNC7/BLK noise cancelling headphones.

Older fans allegedly still refer to him as "Ghost" from his days of running a vlog channel called GhostVlog.

His first gaming memory was playing the first three Splinter Cell games through for the first time.

The worst movie Dan has seen is The Room.

He grew up on westerns and they are still one of his favourite genres.

Dan follows movie news.

Christopher Nolan's films rank highly in his favourite movies,
The Prestige and Memento fight for the top spot.

He cried watching Up in the theatre, like everyone else.

Dan's Valentine's Day 2012 was spent watching Paul with James and Seamus.

His favourite band is Coheed And Cambria and saw them live during the Year of the Black Rainbow tour.

Dan has a cavity between his front teeth.

He has a Photobucket account for artwork.

Before going to the Creature House, he had never had chinese food or Taco Bell.

He hates spiders.

His favourite number is 8

He recieved the most hugs at PAX East 2012.

ImmortalHD: is a Russian-American gamer who is known for being a Creature. Aleks was born on September 1, 1992. Aleks refers to his fans as "Nobs". He used to play the bass for Sly's band "Stuck In Your Radio" but Sly later stated he is no longer working with the group. He reached 1 million subscribers on May 16, 2015.

Immortal had a guinea pig named Hank and a tarantula named Spidarius, but Hank was given away when he moved to Colorado and
Immortal

Spidarius passed away.

His favorite color is red.

Immortal is Russian. Aleks is a diminutive of "Aleksandr".

He lived in Russia until the age of 8.

Aleks dropped out of college.

He currently lives by himself

He has a severe "alcohol problem" according to James (a.k.a. UberHaxorNova .)

He is no longer dating Polish female, Dominika Anna

He has stated in a update video his favourite band is Touché Amoré

He reached 1 million subs on May 2015

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Ten rules you MUST abide by if you are to join this group:
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1. Kootra ALWAYS smells. No exceptions.
2. If you see a duck, you have to hit it with a shovel.
3. Cats. Meow. Cats, cats!
4. Buy Aleks' shirts.
5. You have to be a fan of Batman.
6. Sarcasm is mandatory when conversing with others. Like, really mandatory.
7. Everything is smooth. Yes, everything. EVERYTHING!
8. You must start every story with, "Ok, so I sat down..."
9. James is a homeless bum. No exceptions.
10. You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses, would you?
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If you break any of these rules, you'll be fed to the cats.