2617870
2617859
"Corp, you're so naive. It won't get me killed. Besides looking badass- which I might mention you do all the time- it's effective." I said, throwing my knife and getting my second one.

2617890

"Being badass is what were trained to do!"

2617899
"By you can't do that without explosions," I turned my camo on, disappearing from view.

2617883
2617890 "The difference is Sarge the nickname sticks. And I don't try to do it." *Throws a small knife at an approaching horde that blows up a few seconds later*

2617907
2617910

"Fine then corporal everyone outta here now in the dropship or just get out of this place quickly!"

2617910
2617917
"You do realize that a major Zebra city is a mile away from here, and what these guys were originally aiming for?" I asked cap.

2617930
2617917 "I believe this my little friend known as the MK55!"

2617936
2617917
"The city is too close! The radiation will kill them off anyway! And we can't forget about the second wave!" I yelled, throwing a knife and reappearing.

2617930
2617944
2617936

"There are ample defenses at the city! Now we pull back or have you not noticed that a quarter of our squad is dead!?"

2617944

2617917 "Then what do we do? I see a another horde approaching and they are much larger."

2617953
2617936
"Get the rest of the soldiers outta here! I got it from here! And by that, get the zebra' shout, and the rest of the soldiers! I got this Major and Cap!"

2617964
2617953 "I'm here too. Nothing of this wave will get by me on this day."

2617957
2617964

I jump on the drop ship and help others in "Jacob come on get in were clear!"

2617971
2617964 "Go. I can get out of this too easily." *Starts assembling the Mk55* "And tell Ann I didn't forget."

2617985
2617964

"Who the fucks Ann!?....Nevermind you can tell her your self!" I jump out and literally throw you both on board

2618000
2617964 "Fine I wanted to die ,but oh well it appears that Hell will be filled with bugs this evening!" *Fires the MK55 into the distance near the heart of the horde.* "Get us outta here!"

2618012

"You might be badass but not enought o commit suicide"

2618020
2618012
"Not on my watch!" I yelled, shooting the MK55 out of his hands and tranquilizing him. "Get him it now!" I put him and his weapon in the dropships. "Anna! Get outta here!"

2618020 "Suicide? Is that what they call it?"

2617964

2618045
2618042

"Yes they call it damn suicide!"

(Im done sorry guys but im tired)

2618067
2618045
"Anna! Get those two out of here," I said.
(Are you telling me you need a full night of sleep! )

2618080
2618067 "Go! Go! Quickly I don't feel like becoming food!"
(Well god-bye for now.)

2618087
(But... But! What! I'm only eleven and need aproximitley... Threere to five hours of sleep a night to get me through the day, including a test and a basket ball game. Why is this world complicated!?)

2618093
"Major, get outta this damned hell hole! That' said fucking order!" I yelled.

2618100 "Get out and let me fly Major!" *Pushes the pilot out and starts piloting us away from the impending explosion*

2618112 (Ok... *le shrug*)

2618114 "Damn this is gonna suck." I mumbled. The explosion being big, but not wiping out as many bugs as I hoped! while the unicorns teleported the remaining troops. "I better have them focused on.... Oh that's good! Discord! would you like to cause some chaos?!" I yelled up at a cloud with a lion paw sticking from it.

2618121 *Puts the Major back in control* "Who needs that old fucker? We have this baby!" *Loads another war head and fires* "Shit!"

2618130
I shake my head and sigh. Discord pops his head over. "And if you could please tie him up and send him to Molestia?" I grinned. Discord nodded and sent him away. "Discord, I need you to cast an illusion to make sure these fuckers don't make it to the city until I massacre them."
(You are now tied up... Unconscious... With Molestia...

2618143 (Well the Corporal did give her his number ) "You do know Cap that I will enjoy this right?"

2618154
"Why do you think you're there? Now cut the comma off, you two need some privacy." I got back to my dirty task, Discord ready with the illusions. "Ready?" I asked. "I get to give an alien race chaos! I am!" He said, laughing. I sighed.

2618161 "Fine but jokes on you." *Moaning is heard over the comms*

2618186
"Those two." Discord gives the comms a jealous look before we get to work. "You set up the illusion?" "You set up the explosives?" We both chuckled. "The insta poison joke ready?" He snapped his fingers and they bloomed before the hordes making wacky things happen to them.

2618206 *The Corporal appears in a small golden flash* "Guess who?"

2618226
"Discord, send him back, this time on the moon for a few days." The corporal vanishes again. The horde was progressing, albeit slowly, so as soon as the middle line got to my explosives, I pressed the detonator, wiping out half the bugs, the other quarter experiencing the effects of poison joke, while another quarter was fine.

2618240 *The Corporal app8ears but this time with a navy blue flash* "Now come I just wanna help."

2618249
"Discord, send him to Uranus for a few days. The planet!" I warned him. He disappeared again.

2618259 *IS back with a flash of both gold and blue* "Really?"

2618269
"Send him to your anus this time, they won't be able to get him there." The corporal disappeared.

2618278 *Appears again but with red added to the colors* "Really?"

2618287 "Discord, send him to another dimension only you can access." I said again, the corporal disappearing.

2618305 *Appears again but with only black* "You obviously don't know my other forms do you?"

2618315 "Discord, rip him into space shreds so many times he won't reappear again and the. Put the shreds back when we're done." The corporal disappeared again, this time for a good few days.

2618329 *Few days later a human two alicorns and a moving MK55 walk up to the both of you and fuck your shit up.*

2618350 "Discord! Get out of here! Save yourself!" I yelled, breaking the fourth wall, the lessons with pinkie having paid off. Before the corporal could fire, the missile was party supplies, the alicorns magic was frosting, and that was that. (Present time) "Discord, you can go now." I said, pulling out my knife.

2618364 "Wait." *Stabs Discord* "There we are even now."

2618367 (Was that the future? Cause we just shattered the fourth wall so badly.) "That tickles!" Discord says.