2617250
2617240 (Okay i'm back. Sadly I fear my oc will have to rape a princess)

2617292

(Lilith already raped me )

2617305
2603350 (Well that is Lilith this is me and a princess)

2617323

(Im gonna have nightmares for weeks luna guide me through the night!)

2617323
2617340
(I'm back! I'm here! Molestia should be occupied for a while. Hehehehehehe!!!!!)

2617365
2617323

(With corp right )

2617377
2617323
( )

2617500

( are we going to do anything?)

2617514
"I want forces in the Zebra Nation yesterday!" I yell. "Ride on the damned ponies if you need to! Just get there!"

2617525

A bug lunges at me, i duck underneath and drag the blade along its soft underbelly

2617500
2617514 (Yes) *Two hours after the last radio contact from the Corporal* And here's my number. *The Corporal places a note by the sleeping princess's head*

2617531
The last remaining drop ship picks up me and my squad. "Unicorns and Pegasi! Help them get to the Zebra Nation any way you can! Half the forces stay here!" The door closes, and I buckle in for the ride.

2617536
2617544

(Bedding royalty get in there mate!)

"I need a pick up now Zulu Echo Niner!"

2617560
2617536
"Don't worry Cap! We're coming, along with half the army! I heard you guys could use a," I put on shades,"Hoof!"

2617544
2617531 *Over Comms* Boys are you gonna come and get me I would prefer to get out of here quite soon before she gets up.

2617564

"Hahaha good fucking pun now tell the pilot to kick it to high gear or i'l throw him out and fly us back with out him!"

2617570
2617560
"Twilight's getting you, corp." I said.

2617573 Shit. *The door slams open*

2617572

2617572
2617570
"Don't you mean her?" I asked. "Hey! Ana! The cap wants us to slow down!"

2617578
2617572 She's asleep! *The sound of objects being thrown are heard*

2617570
2617573

"Well tell her to hurry her ass! There's too many god damn bugs!"

2617585 I would help if I could!

2617585
2617584
"I didn't hear the magic word! Ana, can you make a detour to Canterlot?" I asked.

2617590

"You get twelve week leave when we get to the FOB corporal"

2617595 Make it six and throw in a medal for bedding a royal! *A clunk is heard then wooshing*

2617598
"I thought walking on sunshine was supposed to feel good?"

2617607 *The sound of a parachute being deployed is heard* I thought it was coming into the sunshine.

2617585

2617617
2617595
"I like you. You're a logical smart-ass." I grinned, spotting the distant parachute. "ETA in about two minutes."

2617617
2617607

"Six and a brand new medal for you then" i kill another bug with my knife. Looking for another i realise there all dead.."Ha there all dead"

2617633
2617625 "It comes with being me since I have denied enough promotion now it makes me seem too stubborn.Oh and please hurry up I am being shot at by the damn guard here!"

2617647
2617633
"Cap, you got another swarm of dropships coming. Corp, look below you." I said.

2617652
2617647

"Whens that twilight getting here!"

2617652
2617633 *A thud on the roof is heard* "Hope you got room for one more!" *The Corporal swings in* Now let's go visit the Sarge"

2617662
2617667
"Well, the forces should be over there now. Me? About a half hour away." I said. "Put us high above the battlefield. My squad! We jump down on the bugs, no parachutes. Avoid detonating anything or shooting. We'll be behind enemy lines! Now let's do this!" I said.

2617686
2617662 "Sounds fun Cap. Oh and watch out for me on the way down."

2617686
2617667

I see another hoard approaching "might wana close the time of that ETA fellas!"

2617696
2617704
"Corp, that's also a no shooting rule until we reach ground. No flying around doing tricks. Unless, of course, Celestia comes with you." I chuckled. The forces appeared where cap was. "There ya go. I have five minutes."

2617733
2617704 "Sorry but I will take the express route." *The Corporal jumps out and turns on his jet boots* "I told you I always have a plan!"

2617733

"Took you long enough!"

2617747
2617748
"Hey corp! Unless you want the two minutes of fuel you have on a five minute journey, I would wait! Cap! We're almost there!" I yelled.

2617759
2617759 "Two minutes? I have easily an hour! And Sarge i'm almost there!"

2617774
2617748
I shake my head, turning to my squad. "Scratch that, knives only. Cap and corp! I advise you to watch your fire where enemies are randomly getting killed! That means camo on, knives out." I got ready to jump into the hoard, still a minute away from the force.

2617801
2617748 "Then this just turned into a playdate!"

2617809
2617748 "just watch your damn fire!" I jump with the rest of my squad, camo active, and land on a bug, stabbing it's neck.

2617774
2617809
2617801

"Camos up" i drag my blade along the floor cleaning it

2617820
2617827 *Slices a bug's head off* "Gentlemen this is a party for me!" *Throws a knife into a another bug's neck.*

2617827
2617841
"Fuck their shit!" I yelled, sliding under two bugs and gutting them before throwing a clump of C4 in the hoard and stabbing another one iin front of the explosion. "I did that specifically to look badass." I said.

2617841
2617820

I run into the hoard slicing left and right with my blade cutting legs and arms off of bugs left right and centre

2617859
2617856 *Stabs one about to impale the Captain* "Well it is going to get you killed! Sarge where are you?"

2617870

"For the last fucking time me being a sergeant was a cover up im a colonel and im sout east of your current position!"