Have you ever gotten so drunk you forgot you offered the princesses' hoof in marriage to whoever brought your sister back? And how many 'es' there are in 'Princess'?
Celestia and Luna married the mane six, now they have a harem and a honeymoon to deal with. In all honesty, happily ever after isn't all it's cracked up to be. At least there'll be room for orgies.
The move to Manhattan seemed like a good idea at the time, but between long work hours and several arguments, Jack and Rarity's relationship is beginning to wear down. But can their last hope really lie in an elevator?