The Wonderbolts suck! 6 members · 0 stories

You think the Wonderbolts are a bunch of buffoons in tights who can't do anything right?
You believe Rainbow Dash is too cool for those losers who keep putting themselves on a pedestal when they needed to be saved at least twice?
You hated Wonderbolt Academy and thought Spitfire as a cruel instructor was infuriating and unpleasant and didn't make any sense because they're not really like the military?
Your mind gets as blown as mine when you think a society based on friendship and love like Equestria allows a group of ACROBATS (not soldiers, ACROBATS) to have such a strict discipline that may be compared to a milder version of Full Metal Jacket? (EDIT: an user pointed out to me that they're actually inspired by the Blue Angels, and that may be true but it still doesn't change the fact that they suck at what they do and Spitfire should not instruct anypony seeing how many times she got pwned)
You wish you could take Spitfire's obnoxious sunglasses and shove them up her anus until she finally stops looking like she's the only cool pony and everypony else sucks?
Or you just agree that Spitfire should quit her job anyway because she got her flank kicked like an idiot multiple times and thus does not have a right to instruct or criticize anypony?

Then this is the group for you! Here you can let your hatred for those arrogant losers run wild!
An animated image for your sadistic enjoyment!

And an awesome video I could watch for hours:

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This is the group for me :)

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Seriously though, that may be true but the point is that rather than Spitfire they should have made a new character to play the role of a drill instructor seeing how hard Spitfire SUCKS at what she does.
Besides they already have the royal guards to protect the country, so really that still doesn't make much sense to me.

You're just mad cause you didn't make the team :rainbowwild:

Your mind gets as blown as mine when you think a society based on friendship and love like Equestria allows a group of ACROBATS (not soldiers, ACROBATS) to have such a strict discipline that may be compared to a milder version of Full Metal Jacket?

The Wonderbolts are inspired by the Blue Angels, a military aerial group that perform shows in their jets.

She appears as a drill sergeant because they are the equestrian equivalent of The Blue Angels: A small group of soldiers whose job is also to entertain, as well as do what every other soldier does: Protect the country.

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