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If you think I'm offended, you need to get your head checked out mate: I'm fucking around for shits and giggles.

Sidenote: someone doesn't know the glory of 40K

2492321

>toplel

2492380 I pick my moments when to be serious and when to lay back and have some fun.

2492384 40k? Sounds like a video game or something.

2492365 Still heresy. *Nods*

Also: dat Bad Dragon ad...

2492388 .... do you really want me to explain what kind of guy I am, or do you just wanna look at my user page for yourself?

2492415 yea I know right and they wanna get rid of the NSFW stuff?

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So?

2492411

It's a short term for Warhammer:40K, which is a sci-fi themed table top and d100 game, as well as an RTS and an FPS. Basically, massive universe that's got lots of games for different things. A good example is the new TBS game, SpaceHulk: which is set in the 40K universe.

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I want to buy a shitload of horsecock dildos and just chuck 'em at people in a swimming pool.

2492423 Sexy ponies are one thing, a dragon or other reptilian creature just isn't my thing, nor are dildos with non-human shapes... actually just dildos in general.

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Chuck one at me! Those things are expensive and I'll gladly do you for a free one

2492416 I had a feeling you were in the military when you mentioned 'field' and 'people dying' in that one comment of yours.

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...two for Anal?

LETS GO BITCHES

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Sure! My friend has shown me his, those things are amazing looking. Go grab the lube!

2492415
What Bad Dragon ad? I'm sure I didn't link it to the page.
It should be coming up as a blank page with the image on it. Well, whatever.
Anyway, what do you think of sexy Inky?

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2492461 Such as?
I'm MARSOC so no form of pictures or Id's, sorry what can I do short of announcing my name and rank?

2492461 I'll give him the benefit of the doubt since there's no evidence I can gather to see if he's actually in the military, but I'll leave the matter at that and won't bother myself to see if he's in the military or not.

2492475 No, you linked to the E621 page, not the direct image, so I got a dragon's ass with a dildo next to it at the very top.

But, like I said; heresy.

In all seriousness I'm not really into Inky, or Pinkie, or otherwise of her family, particularly not the depressed vibe coming from that picture.

2492461 I graduated from Parris Island on November 9th 2009 if that helps

2492461 You called him an annoyiing little kid and he said he's in the military. You can both provide no backing and neither of them help your arguments in anyway.

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>Doesn't like Bad Dragon

What are you, gay?
Hmmm, but seriously tough, I should delete it then.
Don't wanna get banned.

2492110 Iron is very easy to bend and shape. Maybe he will lighten up.

2492517 Well I could prove it I would just be breaking a lot of rules announcing i'm MARSOC AND showing my face, there are certain rules against announcing yourself and showing your face online if your Spec. ops.

2492518 Hmm am I gay... hmm...

I think something like Captain Jack Harkness is more accurate, omnisexual.

2492533 careful now he might undergo the Bessemer Process and turn into steel.

2492552 makes sense.

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Why should this matter? In fact why should age matter? Can't we just have respect for each other regardless and just insult each other opinions instead?

2492665 I see your reasoning

2492570 If you put too much pressure and heat on him... he might.

(hint hint)

2492698 This is the internet. Asking people to respect each other is like asking a girl to turn into a guy. (Without going to a place to have a sex change. )

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Maybe you could have said that then instead of calling him a liar.

And personally I'm of the belief if its not hurting anyone I don't care.

2492213
She's never spoken.

2492703 true, true. There's that possibility.

2492370
That picture

2492735 Is it just me or do people take my comments extra serious?

Anyone?

Whelp, screw trying to add a joke into something that was already non-serious.

2492604 Sigh... "It is against MARSOC regulation to disclose any information disclosing ones identity, location, current objective, MOS, or any service history not made public.
It is against MARSOC regulation to disclose the identity's of ones teammates or one's self.
It is against MARSOC regulation to provide information that could lead to one of the following, disclosure of mission, current location not relative to the mission, disclosure of any national secrets, discovery of true identity, endangering one's team, disclosure of the identity of one or more of one's team mates.
If any of the above is purposefully not followed the person may face military court martial followed by up to life in prison depending on the severity of the offense."
STRAIGHT FROM THE BOOK ITSELF!!!!
But if you want to know my public service history that badly let me sum up all 4 months of public service for you

* Side Straddle Hops 30-4
* Half Jacks 30-4
* Trunk Rotations 10-4
* Wind Mills 10-4
* Push Ups 50-2
* Chest Press Flings 15-4
* Dive Bombers 20-2
* Boat House Boogie 15-4
* Wind Mills 10-4
* Tricep Push Ups 25-2
* Up Back and Over 10-4
* Cherry Pickers 15-4
* Push Ups 50-2
* Bend Fore Aft 10-4
* Sit Ups 200-2
* Trunk Rotations 10-4
* Push Ups 50-2
* Leg Lifts 30-2
* Half Sit Ups 50-2
* Sun Gods 10-4
* Quad Stretch 1 min
* 8 Count B Builders 50
* V-Ups 20-2
* Lunges 20-4
* Trunk Rotations 10-4
* Flutter Kicks 300-4
* Hello Dollies 100-4
* Bend Fore Aft 10-4
* Push Ups 50-2
* Press Chest Flings 15-4
* UDT Flutter Kicks 50-2
* Crunches 50-2
* Inboard/Outboard 10-4
* Up Back and Over 10-4
* Trunk Rotations 10-4
* Neck Rotations 10-4
* Tricep Push Ups 25-2
* Boat House Boogie 15-4
* Dive Bombers 15-2
* Steam Engines 30-4
* Boot Slappers 20-4
* Stand HString Stretch 1 min
* Squats 30-4
* Calf Raisers 2 min
* Calf Stretch 1 min
* Star Jumpers 20-2
* 12 Count B-builders 25
* 3 Mile Run

Excellent way to haze your body add 3 mile runs to short card as well and start off with max set dead hangs

This is Called he MARSOC long card and I did it every day for 4 months

2492750
Fuck you, dirty whore.

Oh, I was being sarcastic.

2492239
You'll never take me alive!

2492761 I actually completely agree with you on the subject of liars there's actually a site that calls them out
Hall of stolen valour

2492761
Sorry, I get annoyed at people hasty to negatively judge others...it just rubs me the wrong way I guess...

2492764

Best pony Fluttershy?

Something's wrong with you laddie.

Best pony, and best English accent goes to her.

That was the original comment, and I'm sorry but if you can't tell that it's not serious, because look at it, than you are an idiot.

And no, that insult isn't sarcasm, it's true; my comment was so incredibly obvious as a joke your skull must be dense enough to ricochet a tank round to think it was serious.

Keys to identifying that it's a joke:
1) It was a reply to a non-serious part of the OP comment.
2) I used the word "laddie". (Actually that entire sentence should be a dead give away of non-seriousness right there.)
3) I stated something that's obviously an opinion and not a fact, nor based on facts, as the 100% truth in a way so painfully obvious...you know what? Just no; I shouldn't have to explain this shit.

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HERESY!? HOW DARE THEE WHELP!? I HAVE BEEN A STAUNCH SUPPORTER OF HUMANITY AND OUR PERFECTION SINCE BEFORE THOU WHERT A GLIMMER IN THEY SIRE'S EYE AND SHALL NOT BE QUESTIONED BY THE LIKES OF YOU!!!

2492816 yea I completely understand MARSOC is EXTREMLY difficult to get into and we only have like 2700 guys active right now so I completely understand you being skeptical,
just came off a little strong is all, you in the Military?

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I thought the tank looked broken, so I think I fixed it.

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YOU DARE DENY AN INQUISITOR? I'D HAVE YOUR HEAD WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT THAT THE EMPEROR CAN BE KIND! I'D STRING YOU UP ALONGSIDE THE TAU, SO GET BACK TO SHINING YOUR BOOTS AND FITTING YOUR PAPER-MACHE ARMOUR!

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Were it not that your paper-mache armor joke made me laugh I would destroy you where you stand.