Yesterday, I dreamt that I was Scootaloo...in Skyrim. I had a Dagger, an Iron Shield, and an Iron helmet. I was in a bandit camp, silently killing them and taking their gold. I even had the option to hover, the wings made that buzzing sound and everything...

I don't know how to feel about this....

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You have interesting dreams

2455063 neither do I, but I'm pretty sure I love Dovahchickiin

2455063 One time, I woke up with no memory of the dream, but I had the phrase, "I'm a dinosaur with a gun, I'm like the scariest fucking thing you've seen," in my head.

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I had a screwed-up dream about Sweetie Belle that I'm actually writing a story out of as we speak.

I think there's just something about holiday stress and ponies...

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Sounds like it would make for an interesting story.

Do ferver hallucinations actually count? Because, thanks to my ferver, I sighted Nightmare Moon wandering in my living room while she eating my grandma's head.

Yes, holiday stress got best of me

I had a fucked up dream that I was a pony called Dawn, it was weird because my dreams usually disturb me deeply, it is weird to have a pleasant dream, it feels creepy.

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When I used destruction magic, it came out 'my' mouth.

I also had a dream involving Rainbow Dash... but that one's a little disturbing.

2455095 where did the other magic come out of?

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When I used destruction magic, it came out 'my' mouth.

2455073 of course I count, why wouldn't I?

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but that one's a little disturbing.

Do tell.

2455102 Scootaloo's (a.k.a me) mouth. Scootaloo breathing fire, summoning Atronach's, stealth killing bandits. I even remember this beautiful scene where I hovered over a lake into the bandits main camp doors. There was a waterfall, a dragonfly landed on my helmet. It was pretty nice...

2455115 When I go to my fathers house, he has me and my brother sleep in the same bed. You have to know this because that night I dreamt that Rainbow Dash wanted me to spoon with her for the night...

I was about to lick her neck... until I woke up. Touching my brother's back... close to the back of his head...

I'm still not over it.

2455105 Lightning Bolt...

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lol.

2455117 I remember when i was just starting out i ran across a fallen tree in front of a waterfall, and there was a bandit in the middle. So I stabbed her and dumped her carcass off the side.

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This kind of thing is why I started volunteering to sleep on the floor when I was 11.

Okay, not really, but it's why you should.

2455128 I have 100 in pickpocketing. Before I kill someone, I pickpocket everything they have until they're? naked, Slice their throat, and dump all of their stuff on their dead body. Not putting it in their inventory, just dropping it on them.

2455134 I have 100 in one-handed (NO not that ki- okay maybe BUT SHUT UP) so I just hit them with a sword untill they die

2455143 I like to interrupt their coversations with a knife. Or an arrow, so funny.

2455132 So I can spoon with the bed's leg. Lesser of two evils

2455157 i like interrupting their trash talk more "NO ONE BESTS AN- hgleugh" I'm sorry what was that?

2455172 High elves are the most satisfying.

"Haha, you wish to defeat me?"

He's saying this as I shove my sword into his chest. Lol

2455185 "VICTORY OR-- BLAGH" I guess it's OPTION NUMBER 2 then!

2455192 "I am master of the-BLAGH!" You sure are.

2455219 "you'll be much easier to rob when you're dead!" that may be true but I don't see what it has to do with this situation, seeing as how you're dead

2455230 Saying that to a dragon flying overhead.

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Lately I dreamt about a pony destroying the internet.

2455348 What's the pony's name: Censor Bar?

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Unknown, just a pony. that's why it's so weird.

you dreamed you were a pony, neat wish that would happen to me more often

2455556 I would never in a million years make my own OC... but I'm okay with turning into Scootaloo and killing bandits...

Dafuq brain, dafuq?

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So... I'm not the only one having these crazy but interesting dreams?

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I also had one involving Rainbow Dash and you want to know what she did to me?
She flew straight into me at full speed and broke both of my collar bones and all of my ribs, I then heard her laugh at me and then she flew off and after that I just woke myself up from the frustration that she gave me

2456095 Wow. Kinda a douche move.

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Yes it was, but if I ever have that dream ever again, I swear to god I will kick her head off.
The only two problems are:

I might never have that dream again.

And I can't decide if I should use a bicycle kick or Sweet Chin Music.

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Was it called Trojan Horse by any chance?

2456669 Flying Knee. So much more satisfying. And maybe she'll fly off screen and Pinkie will scream "GAME SET!"

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.....

2455063 You must make this a story immediately!

2465137 I don't know...but I'll try.

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It has been done.

2455063 General! Explain WTF I'm looking at!

2661530 Post EFD. Equestrian Fried Dragon.

2661566 EXCELLENT JOB GENERAL, HAVE A PROMOTION!!!!

2719278 Yes.

2719373 AND A GOLD STAR!!!