"Hey, y'alright? That was quite a fall!"

HOw ironic, I'm writing the beginning chapters for my HIE story right now.

But otherwise, I'm ok.

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Just you wait till you see winter!

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I think so cause im seeing angels

My spleen!

Stock beginning of HiE's. I'm in no way saying it's a bad beginning, though.

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I'm good Applejack. Thanks for asking! :)

_{...can I brush your mane?}

Pfft, just a minor concussion.

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...

..boop.

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Shwing......

I fell from heaven to gaze upon your sweet face with greater clarity, my dear Applejack.

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I'm hallucinating, so... probably not.

If I just entered the world:
'... WELL HI!"
If they all know me:
"Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks."
And if I hit my head REALLY hard:
"..., hey..., yer cute!" *boops nose*

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That's me.

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alright but it wont be painless

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No time for questions! HUG ME!!

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FOXES AREN'T MEANT TO FLY!

MEDIC!

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'tis only a flesh wound.

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B E G O N E T H O T

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"I broke me legs, lass, what do yew think, eh?"

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Don’t worry. My spine and this nice soft rock broke my fall.

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Just most of my everyday bones sore....and a concussion....and a injure spleen....

"AAARGH! No, I'm not alright! My bones! Gaargh, kill me PLEASE! I'm in agony!"

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You obviously aren't a Sonic fan.

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I stopped being a sonic fan when they made the new sonic episodes.

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Well, I see the LSD is doing it's job...

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..........angels are southern?

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I don't know. You tell me two-dimensional horse.

What I actually say:

Ghghhfelpdsfedse

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And now you have to explain how you know her name.

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*several blinks of disbelief*

...Huh?

Nope, considering the scale of AJ in the picture as compared to the person looking at her, they must be tiny:
“Uh, no. I’m small enough for you to swallow alive!”

"I have at least 3 broken ribs, a lot of bruises and I think I fell on a rock"

applejack isnt my favorite. but that picture rules

Oh hey, you look beautiful! *passes out*

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:O

Easy: "You're kinda a famous hero, so my people have stories and pictures of you and your friends."

6239581 That depends. It is normal to have several pieces of metal in you?

It must’ve Been, I don’t even remember it...

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Applejack: Hey, y'alright? That was quite a fall!

Me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZtLswP69LQ

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Another way to look at it is that they're freakishly large and AJ has positioned herself onto their freakishly large head.

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"Why am I not dead?"

"HOLY CELESTIA IT WORKED!"

i'm fine, my spine broke my fall.

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Heh Heh... now I know I had to much to drink, cause I'm seeing a pony who I think is hot.

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"I must be on drugs. A bright orange horse-thing with a cowboy hat and southern accent. Haven't I see that somewhere before?"

Please tell me I'm not dreaming.