Hello there, dear wanderer!

It appears that you have stumbled into our humble little group, and if you managed to reach this particular part of it, then that means you have seriously considered submitting one of your stories to us for review.

We here at Zero Punctuation Reviews greatly appreciate such ambitions and encourage you to do so with all haste. However, to do so, you must first abide by certain rules, which I have listed for you below:

Please read these rules very carefully. Any sign of you not following them, and we will reject whatever you wish to send in.

1) Before any of the rules below are considered, you may circumvent the whole process through the "review for a review" thing. Details here: (link)

2) Stories may be added to the group folders by admins only. If you wish to add your story, you must first post a comment according to the guidelines in the story submission thread: (link)

3) Only one story per author is permitted. If you previously had fics in our queue, please choose the one you want reviewed most from among them and submit it according to rule 2)

4) This is mentioned in the submission thread, but I'll write it down here as well: a review from this group can be very harsh. No, our rules prohibit our reviewers from attacking the authors directly, but the story itself is free game, and they won't hold back if they think it deserves a bashing. We strongly recommend you read a couple of our past reviews to get an idea of what you're signing up for. If you find that it's going to be too strong for your tastes, turn back now. Once you get your review, we don't take responsibility for any damage caused.

5) On the other hand, if you feel as though our review was sub par (needlessly nitpick-y, unfunny, etc.), feel free to contact us, and we will do our best to remedy the situation.