Would I be allowed to review a story in the folders zero punctuation style, even though I'm not an actual reviewer? Sure I'll have to waiting up I get my laptop back, because fuck writing on a phone, but I'd like to give it a shot.

Have a talk with this guy: Boss Man flutterdash1
Or, take a look here: Clickity
You have to audition to join the reviewer's club. Entry earns you free cupcakes, complete access to the stories slated for review and irrevocable eternal damnation.

Good luck.